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Axis

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    Axis reacted to KozmoFox for a status update, Mini experience: Last night I went to a halloween party. It was a good time, but the   
    Mini experience: Last night I went to a halloween party. It was a good time, but the relevant part was that I had 3/4 of a bottle of wine, a cup of coffee, and like at least 1.5 litres of soda. None of this hit me during the like, 5 hour party, I only used the bathroom once.
    But on the drive home? Holy SHIT. In that 40 minute drive I swear to god, I don't know if it was because tipsiness, but god fuckin' damn dude it hit me all at once. Like instead of gradually filling, someone was pouring Niagara falls into my bladder. I almost pissed myself on the ride home. I was full on crotch grabbing, dying in the back seat, telling my friend the second we pulled in that I was just getting out and immediately peeing in the trees, which I did. I even dribbled a little hitting one or two bumps. 
    The second the car was even rolling to a stop, I was out, into the trees, yanked my pants down, and peed for like 500 years. Like, christ.
    The difference 40 fucking minutes can make, eh?
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