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Stanley79

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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Tentacool in Scarlett's Big Puddle   
    Is she preparing that place for a boat race?  Does she have big scary relatives?
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in W-Where's the Bathroom?!   
    Dealing with all that pressure, she'd forget the porch lights no longer work. Plus the flashlight in her day cloths pockets.  At least I always do when "under pressure."
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in Request 017   
    Lovely!  A century and a half ago near here, peolpe on the wet-sloes of the Cascades Mountains considered banana slugs edible.  Maybe the return of a transition.  Or shoggoth?  But most likely imported escargot a bit thawed during shipping.  (Of curse, none are true seafood.  But they could be considered a substitute for calamari.0 
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from omofan882 in VIPER AUG R 3.png   
    That's major clever!
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in On the Way...   
    The unbuckled seat belt adds a reality factor.  Haven't most of us seen unbuckled seat belts or had to unbuckle our own?
    From her expression, even I can see she needs the extra interior unbuttoning her waist band would provide.  If she doesn't decide how to deal using her brain, she'll decide via her body.
    I know this isn't the story. . . But the drawing almost talks. . . Maybe she moves her hand toward the cup.  But who is that ringing her cell?  She diverts her hand into the glove box.  Withdrawing her cell, she sees, "Caller = Paulina."  "Rot!  I'd forgotten about Paulina!" Answering the cell, "Paulina, I'm sorry I'm late."
    "Hey I know about the traffic.  It's hypo kinetic here, too.  If you get off the highway, the convention will end before you can wedge us back into the traffic.  I'll be on the overpass and climb in during a stopped-traffic moment."
    "Okay, Paulina.  See you soon."
    Reaching for the Mega cup again.  "Triple rot!  If that cup contains my pee, Paulina will catch a whiff before her honor-society derrière hits the seat."  If I toss a pee-filled cup out the window, every stranger in three kilometers will know I couldn't control my body.
    Twenty minutes later -- Wow!  Thanks for rescuing me from this rain!"
    "nada."
    "What?  Unbuckled belt.  Unbuttoned waist band.  Empty mega cup.  Shaking.  You're nearly peeing yourself."
    "It's not that bad."
    "It obviously is.  And it's just going to get worse.  Take inventory:  Stained car seat.  Costume you spent months on and can't wear.  Very likely incontinent until your bladder recovers."
    "So honor student, should I turn toward home or commit suicide right here?"
    Neither.  "Let's mitigate whet we can."
    "Through what miracle?"
    "No miracle.  When traffic stops again, you set the hand break.  Then we jump out and trade places."
    "And then?"
    "And then you grab that cup and get empty.  I'm digging out my beach towel.  it will at least cover what can be covered."
    "You want me to pee with no privacy, but a beach towel?!"
    "It's that or your rapidly-approaching uncontrolled accident."
    "It's not that bad!"
    Look me in the eye and say that again."
    "it's. . . It's. . . I dribbled!  I dribbled just like a baby."
    "Traffic stopped.  Switch now!"
    . . . Doors slam shut.  Almost crying, "I peed half way to my knees. . . What are you doing!!!?"
    "My partly open blouse and riding up skirt will distract voyeurs away from you.  Now get intentional about getting empty.  I can't distract our audience very long."
    . . . . . . . . . . "Now I can't get anything out."
    "Afraid of that.  It's called 'shy bladder.'"
    It's going to rip my tummy open."
    "Yeah.  It feels that way.  But it doesn't really rip you open.  I've been there.  Try relaxing for the next two minutes on your cell clock.  If you start leaking,  just let it continue.  It's a tricky thing.  We've at least fifteen years constantly doing the opposite -- except when sitting on the fixture."
    "I'll try."
    "Don't.  You can't try and let go at the same time."
    "Oh. . ." Two minutes pass.  "Nothing's happening."
    "Plan B.  Imagine you're sitting on the fixture at home. . . Your favorite flowers' scent just barely reaches you.  It alternates with baking smells . . One of you neighbors puts on a slow-waltzes CD."
    "Can they be Strauss semi-classical waltzes?"
    Gentler than anyone has heard Paulina speak, "Yes. . .Let them be Strauss compositions. . .  Notice the evening's comforting warmth. . .  Stay with that image a little longer. . .
    Paulina notices the rain stop and turns off the wipers.  The car's tires on tarmac sound like surf.  It's so nice. . .and yet my friend's bladder will be a mess.  She'l be as much in the bathroom as out.  Some of our friends will have hotel rooms.  She'l  be able to pee once on the fixture,  even if she has to fall asleep on it to relax enough.  But by then the damage will be done.  She won't be able to tell irritation from full for days, maybe a couple weeks.  With the discomfort in "that" area, her parents will think she caught an STD.
    "Paula nothing's working.  Thanks for trying to help.  But it's time I give up and wait to piss myself.  I'm just like a stupid little toddler."
    As the rain restated, Paulina reached for the wiper switch. . .  Dry window???
    "Uh!!!  Paulina!!!"  As Paulina tuned toward her friend, the rain strengthened into a steady downpour -- in the mega cup.  "Giving up I relaxed a different way.  A totally not-trying way."
    Okay.  It's off on a tangent and pretty cony.
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in Request 03   
    Wonder whether she gets her socks off in time to save them.  Actually, with her commitment, she'll need replacement panties, skirts, socks, chair and carpet weekly.  Will her non-virtual friends notice the constant replacement?  Will they tease her or comfort her?
    Or maybe she'll wear diapers or buy an adult potty chair. . .  Maybe on-line games will make adult potty chairs fashionable.
    Don't think anything short of these drawings would have inspired me to learn MVP = "most valuable player" and OC = "original character."  Wonder how I traveled so much in Mine Test (a clone of . . .) without knowing those terms.
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in Request 005   
    So sexy when fictional young ladies have this dilemma!  And a realistic bulge hint.
    I've so been there, done that -- many-many times.  At those times I didn't welcome my fails.  But in my twenty's remembering one during love-making produced a very yummy release. 
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Jailor Eckman in Request 011   
    Oh Yes. It works similarly in a semi-isolated, 2,000 square meter (22,000 sq ft) house in second-growth forest.  When the power goes out, the pump house stops pumping -- no running water.
    Clean snow melted over a camp stove provides water in small quantities.  To avoid CO poisoning, the melting must be outdoors -- maybe in -5C and 40 k/h wind.  Probably, some forgotten former owner retired the property's pit toilette when installing indoor plumbing shortly after WWII.  At best the current occupant now stares forlornly at the rotten remains.
    Nearly all isolated homes occupy second-growth forests.  The forest may or may not have regrown brush hiding activities from the neighbors on the adjacent 5-acre parcels.  Tough it out though daylight hours?  In Washington State, a person who (maybe slightly dehydrated) puts eight hours between pees might choose this option.  If prideful imagination more than experience supports the long-hold ability, stains may setup before laundry opportunities resume.
    Others within sight of neighboring residences can choose between an improvised chamber pot, discretely peeing under a long coat and less than certain hiding places.  Found I loath needing a poo in these circumstances.
    The resident needs body heat from extra calories.  If juices supply the extra calories. . .
    Duration?  My five years rural living included two four-day winter power outages.  After 36 hours the resident wears four layers winter clothing.
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Boubbob in VIPER AUG R 3.png   
    That's major clever!
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from zzp in VIPER AUG R 3.png   
    That's major clever!
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    Stanley79 got a reaction from Agent63 in VIPER AUG R 3.png   
    That's major clever!
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