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Kez

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Kez last won the day on June 15 2019

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About Kez

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  • My pronouns are..
    he/him

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  • I'm into..
    Cuddling

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  1. Granted, my man is bringing it to you now I wish every time I went to the kitchen at night looking for a snack, I would always find exactly what I wanted
  2. Ok, so I did the digging. Her name is Carolina Urrea (seriously - that's actually her name) and she was Miss Nevada in 2018. I presume this happened at the very start of the show, and I dug up these pictures of her in the first outfit. There does seem to be a little bit of a streak down her left thigh...
  3. Granted, you become an internet wizard by reaching the age of 30 without ever having sex. I wish for my heat tolerance to improve just enough so that I can finish these hot wings.
  4. Granted You can wish for whatever you want. Doesn't mean any of the subsequent wishes will come true though. I wish to never have headaches again
  5. Granted, you get.... actually, I was going to give you some small change and say that I consider it to be "decent", but I'm feeling generous, so you can have $5. Go buy some mcdonalds. I wish for a coffee machine that dispenses the best coffee in the world, next to my desk, to remain in good working order in perpetuity.
  6. I've never heard her speak before - her voice is so cute!!
  7. For literally no reason other than to satisfy my pee fetish. What even is fablon
  8. Granted. The people democratically vote for you to be guillotined, for no reason other than they feel like it. Democracy! I wish for a tasty fishe
  9. It's 5am. It's very hot. I have hayfever. You know how some girls pee a little bit when they sneeze? I've realised that it's somewhat of a blessing that this doesn't really happen to men, given how often our dicks are pointing in the general direction of our face.
  10. If they ban uniforms in sex shops, we will just buy them off amazon/ebay instead. It doesn't matter if the ban is justified or not - it is useless
  11. I - Am single - Love road trips - Love girls wetting themselves So yes, in my eyes you are absolutely insane
  12. Granted. You get better, then you get hit by a truck, but you don't die. I wish for corned beef hash
  13. I did read through all of @AromaticPee's posts and I am still thinking about the neon pink pubes
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