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    Discreet Skirt Pee Videos?

    Does anyone know of any videos with women peeing discreetly beneath their skirts? Preferably without lifting her skirt or soaking it too much. These are tougher to find than I would've expected. Here's an example (peeing starts at 2:50) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564f36c68330e
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    An Abandoned Building of Unrivaled Freedom

    My gosh, this is incredible! Thanks for sharing! WOW!
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    My First Urinal Attempt!!

    WOW! This is incredible! Thanks for sharing!
  4. A few months back, I wrote about an experience with one of my best friends, Samantha (in "A Walk With a Friend"). She has never been shy, but she surprised me by ducking into an alleyway to relieve herself--right in front of me--while we were walking around town. Since, we've joked about the incident on numerous occasions and I bring it up fairly often, trying to subtly test whether or not she has an interest in pee-related fetishes. Despite my efforts, I've never gotten anything out of her that leads me to more than mild suspicions--until today. This past weekend, we were at a local Thanksgiving-themed wine festival, enjoying the moderate weather and each other's company. We arrived pretty early and meandered around for the better part of the day. We each sampled some of the local drinks, but neither of us drank enough to even became tipsy. I, however, had been drinking water throughout the day and nature called several hours in. We found the bathrooms, but by then, a sizable line was forming. Being a guy, that was no big deal. I found a secluded area in the woods, away from the bulk of the activity, behind some pines which, unlike the rest of the trees, obviously hadn't shed their coverage for the winter. I told her I'd be right back, stepped behind the trees, ensured nobody could see anything, undid my jeans, flipped out my penis, and began to do my business. I wasn't absolutely desperate, by any means, but I had to go pretty badly. I silently sighed with relief as my pee arched before me and pattered gently onto the fallen leaves. I had barely begun when I jumped, startled to hear footsteps behind me. My stream weakened as I turned my head urgently, only to see Samantha making her way toward me. "I hope you don't mind," she said with a bit of an embarrassed smirk, "I really need to go, too." "Uhm, okay." I replied, shocked. "No need to stop on account of me!" she laughed, noticing my difficulty maintaining a steady stream as she stepped beside me. Having finally fumbled for my words, I teasingly shot back, "What can I say? I have some pee shyness. I'm not used to an audience," referencing our last pee encounter. She laughed and told me to shut up as she pulled her jeans and panties to her ankles and popped a squat. "This show's not for free," she laughed, glancing up at my penis, which was quickly stiffening, making the task of relieving myself even more challenging. I laughed and continued trying to force urine out, with limited success. There was no use to attempting to conceal the erection I was developing. There it was, in all its glory, right before her eyes. She giggled and asked if I were getting excited. I don't recall what I said in response. Soon, she was unleashing her own much more successful torrent of pee between her legs, which pooled on the leaves and streamed into the dirt. This made matters even harder for me--literally and figuratively. We were quiet for a minute, both enraptured by the other's plumbing as we emptied our bladders. Finally, I managed a weak stream, but she still teased, "Need some help there?" "What, you wanna shake it for me, too?" "Ew, no, then we'd have a bigger mess." We laughed. She finished up before I did, despite starting after. She rummaged around in her purse, retrieved a tissue, wiped herself, and tossed it in front of her. "C'mon, slowpoke!" she taunted as she pulled her panties and jeans up, still clearly enjoying the show. Finally, the contents of my bladder came to a spurting end and I gently shook my hardware dry. "Hawwwwt." she cheered. I felt my face turning red, but secretly appreciated it. We made our way back to the festival, laughing to ourselves frequently throughout the rest of the day until we finally headed home. I never asked her specifically if she's into pee (I'm fearful of the awkward situation that could lead to, given the taboo nature of this interest), but I'm getting strong vibes we may have a mutual interest we're finally discovering in each other after years of friendship. On the other hand, I suppose it could be that she is even less bashful than I originally thought, or that she was simply feeling particularly horny that afternoon. Anyone have any input?
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    Peeing in a Dress?

    Thank you, both, for the insight! Hahaha, the wedding diaper is really funny. I'm amazed that caught on!
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    Peeing in a Dress?

    Thanks, everyone for answering my very naive question! Haha. Pulling it up makes sense. Is it the same process if you're in a particularly ornate dress, such as, say, a wedding dress? I would imagine that would be tougher to work around.
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    Peeing in a Dress?

    This is probably an ignorant question, a fact for which I apologize, but I'm genuinely curious: Ladies, how do you manage to pee when you're wearing a dress? I'm assuming that, outside of omo-related circles, wetting isn't a particularly conventional solution.
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    Sharing a Toilet?

    That sounds (and looks) absolutely awesome, but I honestly don't understand how the guy managed to do it. I'd get super hard before I finished, not be able to aim down, and have to dash over to the shower to finish or pee all over her.
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    The Morning Wood Conundrum

    Haha! These are amazing! That's true, but is quite a bit of clean up for a fairly regular occurrence, haha. Might as well let it go in the shower.
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    The Morning Wood Conundrum

    Every guy knows the struggle. You awaken in the morning, bursting to pee, but the man downstairs is rock solid. Guys, have you found any creative solutions for this? I generally just pee in the shower now to sidestep any issues, but a few years back, I devised and tested something a bit more exciting. It was late at night. I'd been reading/watching a lot of omo stuff, so naturally, pee and erections were in the forefront of my mind. I then considered how challenging it is to relieve oneself in the morning as a male if morning wood has struck. Obviously, aiming downward isn't an option and most of us unfortunately lack access to urinals in the comfort of our homes, so I wondered: Would it be feasible for me to aim my penis upward, arc my stream of pee, and land it in the toilet? I figured it'd be worth a shot (pun absolutely intended), so I downed a ton of water and waited. Shortly after, the urge hit and I was almost ready. I stiffened myself up and, not feeling a particularly strong desire to flood my bathroom floor, decided to attempt my new idea in the shower. Initially, I just wanted to see how much spread there was in my pee stream under such conditions. I stripped naked, stood at the edge of my shower, penis in hand, and let loose, a strong stream of pee jetting upward, arcing gently, and pattering onto the floor of the shower. The spread seemed to be within reasonable parameters, so I advanced my challenge. I grabbed a disposable cup and put it onto the floor of the shower. After drinking significantly more water, waiting for the urge to hit, and hardening myself up again, I returned and attempted to score as much of my pee as possible into the cup. The results were satisfactory, my aim generating a satisfying tinkle of urine into the cup, with a relatively small amount falling outside the target zone. I wanted to ensure I could aim reasonably well, so I repeated this test a couple of times, placing the cup into different locations each time. Finally, I was ready for the real proof-of-concept. I stood just before my toilet, hardware in hand, pointed at the heavens, and let loose. As practiced, a burst of clear pee shot out of the tip of my erect penis, arced before me at about chest height, and splashed noisily into the toilet below. I was thrilled with myself, but the most challenging part was yet to come. I learned, during my attempts in the shower, that as the stream dissipates, it's difficult to keep the stream on-target. Finally, as my bladder was nearly depleted, I cut off the stream abruptly, quickly turned around, sat down, and was able to aim down enough to score the rest into the toilet because my penis had softened just enough during the expulsion of my urine. I was pretty excited my proof-of-concept worked and congratulated myself profusely, attempting the feat a few more times, though I don't recall if I've ever actually used it under the context of morning wood. It's a lot more practical to relieve one's self during the morning shower, but this made for some late-night fun and an entertaining story. Any other guys ever try something similar or come up with another solution to the age-old predicament?
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    Ladies and Urinals

    Thanks for sharing this! I really wish I could view it, but 2GB is a bit much for my internet to handle :/
  12. Like OmoCommando said, you totally nailed my favorite thing! I'm really looking forward to your posts, especially anything urinal-related! I recently read a story here about a girl peeing while running. That might be fun to try, though I imagine it'll be quite a mess. In the story, she wet her panties, but I think it'd be cool if you tried to do it without wetting. I don't know if you readily have access to urinals, but if not, it might be worth trying parks in your area at night. I have one near where I live and they don't lock the restrooms at night. This makes for easy access to the other sex's restroom with little risk of an embarrassing walk-in. I may have helped myself to the ladies' room on more than one occasion, just for kicks.
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    Ladies and Urinals

    WOW! Thanks for sharing these! I have two new favorites now! I've never seen a girl attempt anything quite like this. At the closest, I've found a few with some girls unzipping their jeans and attempting to pee without pulling them down, one aiming for a sink, the other simply peeing outside onto the ground. I wish there were more of these attempts floating around.
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    Ladies and Urinals

    That would be absolutely amazing! Sorry if this is kind of weird, but from a male perspective, I personally think that would be insanely hot. I hope you manage to figure out the standing technique and get an opportunity to at least try a urinal in private!
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    female A Walk With a Friend

    Earlier today, I was walking around town, enjoying the beautiful weather and some conversation with my good friend, Samantha. As a preface, we've been friends for 6 or 7 years, but we've never dated, nor have either of us expressed interest for the other--it's strictly platonic. She has never been shy about anything, but today's events were a bit of a shock (albeit, extremely enjoyable)--even for her. As an example of her typical nature, when we're hanging out, she'll openly and loudly say, "Gotta pee," when the urge comes, dart for the bathroom, and make no effort to cover the sound of her urine tinkling into the toilet, which I've always secretly appreciated, but never confessed. For those interested, she's thin, about 5'5", brunette, pale in complexion, and has strikingly blue eyes. Despite the platonic nature of our friendship, I've gotta say: She's beautiful. Anyway, as we were enjoying our stroll around town, about 45 minutes after a coffee break, we were passing between a couple of stores when she quickly glanced around, handed me her purse, and ordered, "Hold this. Make sure nobody's coming." In my off-guard state and before I even realized what was happening, she stepped behind a nearby trash can, out of view from the road and the main sidewalk, pulled down her jeans, popped a squat, stretched her panties to the side, and unleashed a torrent of pee. If I'd had any words, I probably would've choked on them. Admittedly, I was a terrible guard and never would've noticed if anybody started meandering down the alley because I was standing there with a dumbfounded look on my face, fixated on the action between her legs. She let out something of a sigh as her pee pattered to the ground and formed an ever-growing puddle that eventually reached the bottom of her shoes. She attempted to reorient her feet, which of course made her stream shift, splattering and, in all likelihood, making her situation worse. It was then I realized it was a good thing she handed me her purse. I could feel myself getting harder. I shifted the purse in front of my groin to occlude the excitement downstairs. As the last few spurts hit the ground, she jerked back and forth a bit, attempting to dispel as many drops as she could. This was bad news for the situation in my pants. By this point, I was rock hard. I discreetly put my hand into my pocket and shifted my penis so it was, hopefully, less obvious. Presumably recognizing that she wasn't going to be able to dry herself by rocking back and forth, she wiped up the rest with her panties, put them back into place with a small wet spot, and, as she was pulling her pants back up, shot a cheesy grin at me. "Thanks!" She voiced gleefully, and, upon seeing the look on my face, "What? Never seen a girl pee before?" I muttered something along the lines of how unexpected it was and we both laughed. As I handed her purse back, I shot a glance back at her puddle and asked why she didn't just use a bathroom in one of the local shops, hoping to draw attention from the bulge below. She shrugged and expressed her distaste for public restrooms. That was the last we spoke of it, though it was only a few hours ago. She never mentioned my reaction at all afterward, so I'm not sure if she noticed quite how much I enjoyed it. Anyway, I wanted to share that while it was fresh. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!