DonnyWotty

>"Will this take much longer?"

Chug the potion, and pray you can hold it in long enough to do your thing.

>Hold it, pucker up, and keep going

“Alright, let’s go see your master.” (Belt up and follow the cat)

Ask if she had fun fishing. Optional: Give up trying to drop your load here, and maybe try to find another spot that's more private.

Hold it!

You are an absolute treat. Real talk, is anyone else waiting for the day @Mbgpeelover writes an article titled along the lines of "Today I couldn't make it to the toilet and had a very embarrassing public accident"?

I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't looking forward to it. Don't worry, I'm sure a mum having an accident in public would be perfectly understandable though.

All these stories sound amazing! Out of curiosity, have any of these situations doing your duty as a mom ever ended not in a close call, but a soaking? Particularly ones where you were away from home?

I say play it safe and deploy the EMP

Go for the wings!

What about imagining a bursting Rachel rooted to the spot, her face growing an increasingly brilliant shade of magenta, utterly defenseless as she pees her pants? Despite her valiant last ditch effort to hold back, darkening fabric racing down her legs, and blooming right under the cheeks of her butt as her bladder takes control. Meanwhile, a soft hissing from her crotch, and and pitter-patter on the floor of the Skytrain heard as a puddle forms at her feet? Okay I'm done,

I love B. Desperation accidents are my fave.