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female A Slight Miscalculation



Day 5 of Omovember:  "Drunk and Desperate"!

So how do you get slammed and not wake up wrecked?  Well, she relied on a bit of dubious math:  one glass of good ol' water per beer.  That should keep her hydrated and safe from a rough start... right?  Well, while that hypothesis will be tested tomorrow she's dealing with another problem tonight.  

She can't see straight, and she's lost track of the exact number of drinks she's had.  All she knows is that her ratio is in-tact... but her bladder is fixing to bust!  It doesn't help that all those douche-bag guys she was partying with seem more interested in watching her pee her pants than helping!  They can just hose down the fence if they need to go (And boy had they made that obvious to her)!  She, on the other hand, is a girl... and her "process" is a bit more elaborate.


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@Phentaiee I know, right?!  2021 just flew by!  🤣   I didn't even finish thawing my plague-year turkey! 🦃  (Nah, I figured I wouldn't be able to catch up, but at least the number is a good reference to the prompt.) 

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Another problem if this is still relatively early in the night and there are other stops yet to make on this crawl, or if she is a good distance from home (or if one of her guy friends intends on taking her back to his place): Breaking The Seal. There's been debate over how much of it is true, but generally the theory goes that once you've had your first pee after a lengthy period of holding the urethral muscles are weakened, the bladder will become more sensitive after having been stretched, and freed of their blockage the kidneys will kick into overdrive to clear the backlog of fluids coming down from the stomach. The result is that after waiting a long time for the first bathroom visit, consecutive needs for release will follow hot and fast, especially when diuretic fluids like beer were involved. So if she gives in and pees now she'll be needing to pee again possibly as often as every half hour for the rest of the night, or at least until most of what she's consumed has been processed and dealt with.

Thus the quandary: Try to regain control and hold it a little longer until she can call an Uber home, or break the seal and endure the consequences of frequent pee breaks and inability to hold as long until morning?

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@watchinghold  Ooh that's a good point too.  Said "seal" might even end up broken in the Uber's car...  And that possibility becomes every bit more real with each passing minute!  So she has to decide quick if she wants to risk the ride now or take the humiliation of all her drunk-of-their-asses "guy-friends" getting to watch her squat in the parking lot.  And if the phenomenon does exist, going before the Uber arrives might not be an option!  

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