The city of Megalith has once again become a battleground between the order of law and those who seek to destroy it! But fear not, for this city has a super-powered heroine who will fight these forces until the end of time! And until now, she was deemed unstoppable.
Being fed up with their repeated failure to combat Megalith's only hero, the criminal underworld has united in an effort to finally put an end to their ultimate obstacle. Months of research and planning came up dry: no weapon they could feasibly obtain had the punch, and no substance seemed to weaken the woman. And though they could catch her off-guard, she was always able to persevere...
Until a clever, albeit strange revelation struck evil's greatest scientists: Pouring over their records of the "Super Woman of Megalith", they noticed a consistency. This girl was nearly always sure to empty her bladder before being caught in a fight. (Further explaining why she often emerged from the Ladies' Room in costume, a fact they had ignored.)
One anecdotal account described a time wherein she was instead caught off-guard outside of a theatre after a three-hour movie. Being unable to relieve herself made her notably weaker. Was this the weakness that they had sought for so long?
Meticulous planning went into the debut of evil's last attempt. A belt was fashioned of tempered ultima-titanium (an alloy of titanium and nano-carbonic mesh known as the only material that the heroine could not break) and imbued with the syndicate's mistress' power to serve two functions: It could be tightened at their mistress' will, and utterly prevented the release of urine.
The plan was as such: those who had infiltrated her workplace would coax her to imbibe an excessive quantity of diuretic-laced citrus tea (her favorite flavor), and slip the belt around her waist from beneath the conference-room table. Though the last bit gave them away, it did not matter... the fight had begun!
This is the sorta-request I did for @Batman007. A long time ago, they asked that I do a superheroine, so I gave it a shot! Probably not that original, but hey, it was fun!
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