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Uh oh.  It turns out that fresh seafood doesn't really exist in the mountains!  Of course, because the rustic resort went all-out on maintaining its traditional, American mountain-living image (or because they just wanted to save a few bucks), they installed only one, single outhouse to service all of its guests.  That's really bad news for these two women.

Having come up into the range from a state over to attend a meeting about the retreat's quarterly performance, this business woman made the mistake of assuming her company actually cares about its guests bodily needs.  A large ice tea for the ride up, several bottles of water during the property tour, and not even a single bathroom-break later, she finally had the opportunity to sneak off to that lonely outhouse... and found it occupied.  The bus is leaving soon.  Looks like its going to be a fun, bumpy ride back to HQ...

Maybe the winner of the lemonade-drinking contest held earlier will have more luck?  The person in the outhouse can't be sick forever, right?  But, with a half-gallon of pink lemonade running straight through her system, this has become a true battle of attrition...  Her kidneys are on overdrive, and her bladder is fullReally full. And each passing second is just another temptation for her to just let go, and experience the unbelievably sweet relief of peeing her pants.  But she's 22 years old, and every fiber of her will forbids such embarrassment.  She can hold it.

 

This is the request I did for @randomrobot007!

 

 

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Lovely!  A century and a half ago near here, peolpe on the wet-sloes of the Cascades Mountains considered banana slugs edible.  Maybe the return of a transition.  Or shoggoth?  But most likely imported escargot a bit thawed during shipping.  (Of curse, none are true seafood.  But they could be considered a substitute for calamari.0 

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@Super awesome  Thanks! 

@Papergami  A lot of lemonade... 😆  (Both ways, actually...)

@Stanley79  Oof, eating any kind of under-prepared mollusc is begging for trouble.  I'm reminded of that guy who ate a slug and later died of rat lungworm... (A notably not sexy topic, lol!)  Whoever is in that outhouse has some grade-A food poisoning, because not only do you run a high risk of it thawing in the truck on the way up, but this retreat likely has shoddy refrigeration in general (and undoubtedly questionably reliable power)!

Or... they're faking it, and watching the struggle...  😂

@TJC  Thank you!  Honestly, I think it was RandomRobot's wonderfully outlandish situation that necessitated something of a backstory.  And I love that kind of a challenge!

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Eckman,  Not only that.  Some resorts near Puget Sound and Vancouver have high enough altitude water boils at a lower temperature.  Boiling does not kill all the microorganisms.  (And noodles never get a noodle consistency.)

As a substitute for seafood, resorts serve farmed rainbow trout (usually fried).

 

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I love the indignity of a professional woman having an accident (see my avatar). A follow up showing her pissing her skirt on the bus would be adorable - but I know you're overworked!

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