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Can anyone translate this from Portuguese to English?


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my english is not 100% but i can translate for you

 

this channel dont let you put the subscribes in the youtube, so i will just type here

 

Random talk in the start

Cadu: fuck, i lost the keys patricia

Patricia: call someone in the house

Cadu: theres no one in the house, we are stuck outside

Cadu: lets just wait

Patricia: no Cadu, open this door!

Cadu: relax, this place is not dangerous

Patricia: you're not understandig Cadu, i need to pee

Cadu: you are in need?(i couldn't think on a better word)

Patricia: no, i'm not in need, i REALLY need to pee, a lot, like a chihuahua when gets nervous and start leaking, like a closed coca cola with mentos, or a car crashing into that hydrant, its so much water that will make a rainbow and the kids will show up to see.

Cadu: sorry,  I didn't payed attention on what your said, what you want me to do?

Patricia: i don't know cadu, jump over the wall, i don't know

Cadu: theres dog on this house, look the plate "Angry Dog"

Patricia: its your dog fuck.

Cadu: that's the reason, i know him more then 14 years...

Patricia: JUST JUMP THIS SHIT CADU

Cadu: i will jump, but if something happens, its your fault

Patricia: what are you doing?

Cadu: i'm jumping the wall of course

Patricia: no, you're fucking the wall

Patricia: you never did that to pick a soccer ball in a house?

Cadu: no, i played magic

Then the cops shows ups and ask whats going on, he says that this is his house and that he lost the key, the cop dont believe in him and he say:

Cadu: i will bring the documents, but first i need to open the door because this woman here needs to...

Patricia: i dont need anymore cadu, i dont need, i just need new pants now.

 

after this is just record errors

 

sorry any error, as i said, my english is not good

 

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5 hours ago, Drying said:

It's not a proper translation, but the YouTube autotranslation can translate the interesting bits.

Just hit the CC button and use the gear button to enable autotranslation.

It doesn't give me that option. I don't think it's available for this video.

EDIT: I figured it out. I think they changed how it works since the last time i used the auto translate feature. Still, the translation is not very good, so it would still be cool if someone here could do a proper translation.

Edited by hihia28 (see edit history)
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