Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted February 23, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2019 Hey, I'm Riley. Just been out to see a film with some friends. Had a large coke and I really need the loo. I'm trying not to make it too obvious...but I'm sure you can tell I need to use the toilet pretty badly. But where's the fun in doing that? I figured you guys could help me have some fun. It's getting kinda dark out, but there's a bunch of coffee shops still open... Any ideas of what I should do before I head home? omo667, Bismiris, Lumiere and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment
Trickling Down 143 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Have a nice, big, coffee of course Quote Link to comment
Pee-Pants1995 33 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Agreed a coffee is a good thing to get... I say make it an extra large . Quote Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 What the other two said, you look tired, and look like you could use a huge coffee Quote Link to comment
fantasyfan 16 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Coffee is good Quote Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted February 24, 2019 Author Share Posted February 24, 2019 Coffee's a good idea. Could use the caffeine. You know, to wake me up, right? And then we can consider finding a bathroom maybe - because I'm considering that a lot. I really gotta go. Alright then, I think there's a coffee shop a few streets down from here. Near the bus stop. I think I might need to get the bus back, or you know. I might have an accident. What coffee should I get? Anything that isn't decaff ideally. Might get an americano or something. That's mostly water. Right, I'm gonna put my phone in my pocket while I order. I'll be back with you guys in a moment. * * * Hey hey! I'm back. Ordered an americano, in the largest size they had. This cup's massive. Wouldn't hurt to repurpose it later, what do you think? Actually that might be a bad idea. These paper cups have a habit of falling apart if you try refilling them. Or at least they do in my experience. This is a good coffee. Apparently people who drink black coffee are more likely to be psychopaths? That's your fun fact for the day. And before you call me an edgelord, I'm having mine white. With three sugars. I imagine that's not great for my teeth, but sod off. This isn't...toothcare...dot-org. Damn...this coffee's already hitting me. I'm trying to look calm but...is it obvious? Oh I hope no-one sees me wriggling here. Can't stop tapping my foot. ...That guy on the counter keeps looking over at me A-am I blushing? I thought I'd be able to hid this better. Heh, should I ask him where the toilets are and then just leave? That's a bit too cheeky, I might not do that. Oh man. This coffee. Thanks for that guys. Alright...it's just about done. Now it's done. What next? cjm3rcl1n3, ola93 and Bismiris 3 Quote Link to comment
Pee-Pants1995 33 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Don't worry it's not too obvious... And I'm sure he just thinks your blush is cute. As for what to do... Apart from the coffee shop is there anything else open near by Quote Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted February 24, 2019 Author Share Posted February 24, 2019 Well it's about eight. Most places are still open. Did you have anything in mind? I think the park's open all night. Err, it's mostly just like shops and what not around here. Couple clothes shops, home-ware stuff, and a bunch of restaurants and coffee shops. And I've had enough coffee for now. Quote Link to comment
Pee-Pants1995 33 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Maybe you should go check out a clothing store and get a new outfit... {Hope this isn't over stepping the mark} *Give $100 to Riley* There you go Riley this one is on me ola93 1 Quote Link to comment
UnDefined_404 30 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Maybe you should take a nice walk in the park Quote Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Yeah, take a nice walk by the park, maybe look at the fountain for a bit! Quote Link to comment
Canopy 54 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 You should talk to that guy for, like, an hour or two. Quote Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 'Gee why's this update taking so long Riley come on' I'm trying on the clothes alright! This stuff takes time! Thanks for the free money by the way. Might have to make a habit of doing this - easier than getting an actual job. Here's some of the clothes I found. So first we have a nice little summer skirt, perfect for this windy evening. It's nice, it's light, it shows off my...personality. Might get a bit chilly. Won't get too wet though...unless it rains I suppose. My second choice is these Yoga pants...Kinda tight... I'm definitely bending my leg to show you how flexible they are, and not because I was about to leak when I took the photo. Honest. Number four is some ripped jeans. I really like these. Excuse the unzipped fly, I am inches from leaking. And I don't really want to make a mess in jeans I haven't paid for. But damn did I come close. And finally... Shorts! Really light, really comfy...I'm buying these regardless of what I do now, these are pretty comfy. They're also the last item I'm putting on because I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD IT HURTS. Also because nothing else caught my eye. So what do you think? Should I get any of these? Or keep my sweats on? H-hurry up with the answer though, okay? And t-then we can go to the park. I think there's a public toilet there. I kinda hope there's one there BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO PISS. Bismiris and Sake 2 Quote Link to comment
Sake 340 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 You can never go wrong with yoga pants. Quote Link to comment
FilthyPhoenix 155 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 I like the shorts. Quote Link to comment
Pee-Pants1995 33 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 I say you grab two outfits... You grab option 1 to wear now along with some spare undies. And option 2 as a back up, you can never be too careful. Quote Link to comment
YellowPengu 44 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I like the ripped jeans Quote Link to comment
fantasyfan 16 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Pee-Pants1995 said: I say you grab two outfits... You grab option 1 to wear now along with some spare undies. And option 2 as a back up, you can never be too careful. I agree completely, that sounds a wonderful idea Quote Link to comment
Phentaiee 1,203 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I’m liking both option one and two, but I feel like two would be a little more strenuous on her, so obviously that’s what I’m going with, two. Also I’m not a very big fan of no color in the drawings, but I am a big fan of you actually updating this one Quote Link to comment
Trickling Down 143 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Those jeans look nice. You should get those Quote Link to comment
stejlhave96 12 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 i like nr. 1, migt be to much to ask for you to go comando, but even if you dont, i think that that is the sexiest 😉 EstrangeDani 1 Quote Link to comment
DerivativeWings 1,648 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Skirts are fun. I was randomly about to suggest commando jeans, though that's probably not so comfy. Quote Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 I think you should get the skirt, So that way, if you were not to make it, you wouldn't make too much of a mess. And also, may I suggest, if you have to go so bad? Why not try a game, wear the skirt, spread your legs apart, and let your bladder release. If the skirt is dry, then I'll give you some more money. Besides, it's a win win, it's a private place, no one will see you pee, well, unless you loose, and, if you win, you get paid Quote Link to comment
Sammy Raeh 16 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 I also agree with the yoga pants option. patate 1 Quote Link to comment
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