Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 So my landlord has just called. I noticed recently that an outside pipe was leaking and he came round to look. It’s the waste pipe from my toilet. The problem is that this house is old and the pipes are so old they are cast iron. Soto fix the issue properly the landlord is taking all the old outside pipework and replacing them with plastic ones. Hes called to say I can’t use the upstairs bath, shower, sink or toilet during the work. There is no other bathroom in the house. It may take a day or it may need two. I guess I will need to use the local supermarket loos or hold on. Any ideas? ILoveOmorashi, PERVasive, wettingman and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
GreenChile 828 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I'm voting for hold on, maybe you can recreate that dorm story ? Mbgpeelover 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, GreenChile said: I'm voting for hold on, maybe you can recreate that dorm story ? I like your thinking! It should be later this week and the weather is due to rain and be very windy so heading to the supermarket would not be very pleasant. Holding on seems far better to me Edited January 7, 2019 by Mbgpeelover (see edit history) GreenChile and PERVasive 2 Quote Link to comment
Bulge_Lover 1,909 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Well I mean, bottles are a thing. People been using chamberpots for millennia, why stop now. If you can't accurately pee into a bottle, grab a bucket or mason jar or whatever. Quote Link to comment
Bow2me 14 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Mbgpeelover said: So my landlord has just called. I noticed recently that an outside pipe was leaking and he came round to look. It’s the waste pipe from my toilet. The problem is that this house is old and the pipes are so old they are cast iron. Soto fix the issue properly the landlord is taking all the old outside pipework and replacing them with plastic ones. Hes called to say I can’t use the upstairs bath, shower, sink or toilet during the work. There is no other bathroom in the house. It may take a day or it may need two. I guess I will need to use the local supermarket loos or hold on. Any ideas? I say challenge your bladder hehe RoTracksuitWet 1 Quote Link to comment
homeanddry 307 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 My vote is for holding on (with a pot of some sort as an absolute last resort!) - but are landlords legally allowed to do that?! Quote Link to comment
BladderLad 1,463 Posted January 7, 2019 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 Try holding it always fall back on a bucket as a last resort? So much easier for us boys!! ? Mbgpeelover 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, homeanddry said: My vote is for holding on (with a pot of some sort as an absolute last resort!) - but are landlords legally allowed to do that?! I guess so? They are great landlords actually and suggested I visit a friend or go shopping but I would prefer to be home as have things to do. They have promised to get the outlet pipe fixed as soon as possible. 6 minutes ago, Wombat48 said: Try holding it always fall back on a bucket as a last resort? So much easier for us boys!! ? Yes! Sometimes being a man has many advantages lol Quote Link to comment
peedespes02 686 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Pee in a bucket or something at home. Pop a squat outside your place. Quote Link to comment
BlueWetter 500 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I vote for having some fun with your toilet free situation.. Get good and squrming desperate at least once.. If absolutely necessary, you can use the toilet, just don't flush it while the plumbing is getting fixed.. Quote Link to comment
homeanddry 307 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Mbgpeelover said: I guess so? They are great landlords actually and suggested I visit a friend or go shopping but I would prefer to be home as have things to do. They have promised to get the outlet pipe fixed as soon as possible. Fair enough - don’t let it spoil your fun, either way! Make sure you keep well hydrated though... Quote Link to comment
Bulge_Lover 1,909 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, homeanddry said: are landlords legally allowed to do that?! Well I mean, if something breaks the landlord doesn't exactly have a choice lol Murder victim: "How did you shoot me, that's illegal!" Quote Link to comment
homeanddry 307 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Bulge_Lover said: Well I mean, if something breaks the landlord doesn't exactly have a choice lol Murder victim: "How did you shoot me, that's illegal!" Well, it sounds like it’s broken but functioning, so personally I’d expect a landlord to plan the repairs to make sure that their tenants had access to at least basic sanitation overnight (unless their tenants happen to be up for a bit of omo fun, of course). Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, homeanddry said: Well, it sounds like it’s broken but functioning, so personally I’d expect a landlord to plan the repairs to make sure that their tenants had access to at least basic sanitation overnight (unless their tenants happen to be up for a bit of omo fun, of course). Just for the record he very much hopes to get it done in a day and will do all he can to make sure I have access to the bathroom overnight even if just a temporary repair...but if there’s no pipe there’s not much he can do. I am sure if I said I needed a hotel etc he would pay but I much prefer to stay home and do my best. It’s only a very short time really... PERVasive 1 Quote Link to comment
homeanddry 307 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, Mbgpeelover said: Just for the record he very much hopes to get it done in a day and will do all he can to make sure I have access to the bathroom overnight even if just a temporary repair...but if there’s no pipe there’s not much he can do. I am sure if I said I needed a hotel etc he would pay but I much prefer to stay home and do my best. It’s only a very short time really... Yeah, that’s all fair enough. I didn’t mean to start a big debate about it (sorry!) - it just sounded really dodgy at first! Can we just enjoy the challenge now? ? Quote Link to comment
JMatthews1995 1,030 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Sit on the sink down stairs and pee in that? ? Wee on the floor because you can't hold it any more and then mop it up. Pee in a bucket and tip it outside somewhere. Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Nobody's mentioned nappies yet... why not give them a try? Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, nappypants said: Nobody's mentioned nappies yet... why not give them a try? I am not keen on them for personal reasons but thanks for the suggestion. I will try holding on until the job is finished but I feel I can’t I will see what solutions I can find. Quote Link to comment
LOLC2k 211 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Nothing sexier than a woman absolutely having to hold a full bladder ? I don't see the problem at all! huberp76 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted January 7, 2019 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 7, 2019 On the day, if anyone wants I can post regular updates of how I am doing? GreenChile, LOLC2k, DespAndHold and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment
Bombality 2,907 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Mbgpeelover said: On the day, if anyone wants I can post regular updates of how I am doing? Quote Link to comment
desp-fan2013 60 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 My vote is to hold on, then you should have another interesting story or two to entertain us all with. Quote Link to comment
BladderLad 1,463 Posted January 8, 2019 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mbgpeelover said: On the day, if anyone wants I can post regular updates of how I am doing? Please do Quote Link to comment
GreenChile 828 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 16 hours ago, Mbgpeelover said: On the day, if anyone wants I can post regular updates of how I am doing? We'd sure hope so ??? Quote Link to comment
The Dark Wolf 1,746 Posted January 8, 2019 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 9:05 AM, Mbgpeelover said: I am sure if I said I needed a hotel etc he would pay but I much prefer to stay home and do my best. It’s only a very short time really... It's good that there'd be an alternative for anyone not into omo. Anyway, let us know how it goes. I hope you're able to have fun with it. Quote Link to comment
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