Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Nope, you're Elsa. If I grab somebody sexy, what do I tell them? Link to comment
Medieval Genie 207 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Tell them you are grabbing them so they don't do an arm bar on you! ... If I am too hesitant to grab somebody sexy, what do I tell them instead? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Here come dat boi! *heavy voice* WHO TOUCHED SASHA? Link to comment
Medieval Genie 207 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 My, that was a stupid question, I essentially answered that two posts ago. Obviously the one who said he/she was about to touch her, hence combat grappling and arm bars did not occur. ... Why am I so fascinated with fighting? Link to comment
Damnation 247 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 I know the answer but I won't tell since it would break the universum. How I can eat the Sun? Link to comment
StrikeoutSeekr 36 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Freeze a bottle of sunny D and dice it into cubes. How do I squeeze an answer out of someone? Link to comment
Damnation 247 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Tickling always work. For sure. If the person is ticklish. Otherwise just poke her/him until the end of the world.. or the answer. Why there is hand traces in my window? Link to comment
Yurushite 42 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Because a hand traced the window. If I say watermelon, what do you say? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 *silence* pugnare mihi in vita? Link to comment
Yurushite 42 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Nihil. Do you believe in global cooling? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 No, 'cause I'm 2 school 4 cool Does jet fuel melt steel beams? Link to comment
Yurushite 42 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Only if you set it on fire. Is P you favourite letter? Link to comment
Guest tortoise Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Depends - is F yours? Would you rather have fingers as toes or toes as fingers? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Fingers as toes, like a monkey, better keep away from kids! Pedababopodobeep? Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 SGAODKABDIAODNAOD I'm a scatman. What is the hat in my home made out of? Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Small children's tears i'm 25 years old now, but have seen no improvement in my eye sight. At what age do I obtain adult supervision? Medieval Genie 1 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 24, 2 bad 4 u I guess... Deadpool? Link to comment
Guest tortoise Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Skullpoopl. Why do I look like Cruella De Vil in my sister's wedding photo? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Because you're a cruel devil? What do I do when I only have 12 bullets left but more bad guys to kill? Link to comment
luigifantard 147 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 KILL ALL TINY BABY MEN Do u even watermelone m8 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 But I have a bunch of pumpkinheads! Will Dory be found? Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Yes, Over a bed of rice Will Sempai ever notice me? Link to comment
Glace 134 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Only if you shove 35,000 music notes down his throat and hold him at bottle-point Why do I choose to immerse myself in this virtual world as I slowly rot away in real life, never sharing these wasted moments with my family and loved ones, dying ever so slowly and alone? Link to comment
Yurushite 42 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Because the reality of our existence is virtual by itself, because all experience is sensorial, and thus we crave a truly virtual, hence truly perfect plane of being. What you perceive as irreal, therefore invalid, is only a lie about a metaphysical illusion of reality. Potato? Link to comment
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