Guest JTeam_ Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Granted, but you can only use this ability once. I wish for a wish that can be used to wish for another wish that automatically gives me the ability to give me the chance to use another wish of my choice. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted but you get space aids and die I wish for a steel sword made of plastic Anubis 1 Link to comment
MS Ace 5 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Granted, but it's plastic because it's forge-hot, and sets fire to everything. I wish for ethical video game publishers. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) Granted but there’s a lot of backlash by crazy unethical violence loving morons - that is to say most people - who complain about lack of guns and anything exciting, and after a lawsuit, the game is fixed to end production. At least it’s really good, and you manage to get a copy. I wish I remembered to add my own wish the first time I post replied in this thread instead of having to go back and edit them every single time because i forgot. Edited April 11, 2018 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
CaptainCranberry 166 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Granted, but you become forgetful of everything else in your life. I wish rewind time at will while retaining my memories of the future. Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted, however you have no control over how far into the past you go and end up in the Jurassic period and get eaten by a T-rex. I wish I knew what to wish for. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but now you have run out of wishes. I wish that Faust would stop talking in the third person. Link to comment
Guest Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but now everyone else talks in third person. I wish I could have a wish that’s couldnt be corrupted. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Not granted. I wish for death in the most painful way. Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but it won't be your death, it will be the death of a bunch of kittens. I wish I was better at Mortal Kombat. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you are now inside of the game. I wish for... let's see... a wish that can be used to make a wish that gives me another wish after I use the first wish in which after I'd wish for another wish so I could wish for nothing but I'd probably end up just wishing for another wish so I can make another wish and another wish with that wish until finally I pass out. Edited May 16, 2018 by JTeam_ (see edit history) Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted. However, you are now mute and have lost the ability to write and are therefore unable to make the wish. I wish to go to the moon. Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you'll be stuck there forever. I wish I could go back in time to become a Roman emperor. Edited May 17, 2018 by SodaPopinski (see edit history) Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Granted, you get to be Gordian I. I wish I had a better car. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Granted but you can't afford maintenance or insurance. I wish I had a boyfriend. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Granted, he leaves you a week later. I wish for a higher maximum upload size. Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Granted, but you will have no internet connection with which to upload files. I wish to be Anubis for real, rather than using the name as an alias. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Granted - you summon the Ancient Egyptian god of embalming the dead. He then proceeds to mummify you. I wish I wasn't so easily distracted Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Granted, you will lose your senses of touch, taste, sight, hearing, and smell, pretty hard to get distracted now. I wish I was had better stamina. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Granted, your name is now "Had Better Stamina". I wish for more omorashi. Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Granted, your wish comes true and hundreds of desperate ladies come to wet themselves for you, but the unfortunate side affect is that they drown you in their pee (not a bad way to die...) I wish the real Anubis would stop wrapping me up like a mummy. Gah! He's about to cover my fingers so I can't type! mnow I'mn typig w/ mittten hands! Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Granted, but now he's just tying you up with a rope. I wish for yellow snow. Link to comment
SJC Omorashi 1,550 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Granted, but it turns green the moment you receive it. I wish i was a little bit taller. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Granted but it’s because everything in the world, including the world itself and the entire universe and any other verses out there, is scaled up, so it seems like nothin changed. I wish to fly first class. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Granted! No catch this time - your first class flight to California will be taking off on the eleventh of September, in this year of 2001. Enjoy! I wish it was easier to wake up in the morning Maia 1 Link to comment
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