NocturnaI 25 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Granted. You are teleported to a split second before the heat death of the universe with immortality and....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................nothing. you float for an infinite amount of time. In nothingness. complete black. I wish I lose my depression and anxiety please ;-; hairypotatocat 1 Link to comment
MS Ace 5 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Granted, but they only go away because you're in a coma. I wish I were able to visit any fictional world any time I choose. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 granted but you lose the ability immediately i wish to be a meme lord Link to comment
BlueRaven 212 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Granted, but the second you become a meme lord, Article 13 becomes universal, and all memes are now both banned and copyrighted. I wish to grant the next person's wish. Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Granted. However things end up going horribly wrong very quickly. I wish for a puppy. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 granted but it kills you in your sleep. i wish to know what the hell article 13 is. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted but you look it up (I’ll even give you a link) so now your last wish isn’t a wish anymore. It’s a reality https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-47239600 I wish i had the motivation to get out of bed. Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted, however you now lack the motivation to do anything else. I wish for tea. Link to comment
Here4theFun 1,960 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Granted but you have to drink it from the sea the Americans threw it to. I wish for the next person to be happy. Link to comment
EllaKira 2 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Granted but it will only last for a day. I wish to be rich 🥴 Link to comment
warham1995 1,016 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 granted,but you become sad because the next people that are happy is donald trump and boris johnson after they have fucked over their respective countries. i wish that there is no racism anymore. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 granted. everyone hates everyone now. i wish for infinite wishes Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Granted, however you now have to spend the rest of your life making wishes, unable to actually enjoy the results of any of them because you are required to immediately make another wish after one has been granted. I wish for the laws requiring privatised motor insurance to be repealed and a national insurance scheme established as a replacement. Link to comment
GermanShepherd 442 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Granted, but the nation has been bought by privatised motor insurance companies I wish to be possible to download our conscience to a computer Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Granted, but you can't download anything else and the process destroys your brain. Link to comment
silvermoon 564 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 5/20/2020 at 2:01 PM, Deathfrombelow said: Granted, but you can't download anything else and the process destroys your brain. You forgot to make a wish. Link to comment
BlueRaven 212 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Granted, but your implied wish for the other person to make a wish never comes true. I wish for a return to normalcy Edited May 24, 2020 by LittleRaven556 (see edit history) Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Granted, but it turns out "normalcy" is an ancient word for "hell". I wish people would stop eating meat. BlueRaven 1 Link to comment
GermanShepherd 442 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted. Now they are eating just the bones from the animals. I wish for more treats. Link to comment
BlueRaven 212 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Granted. They're very tasty treats, but you eventually run out of them. I wish for an uncorrupted wish Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Granted, but that counts as your wish. However, since that could be seen as a corruption, paradox ensues. Congratulations, you've just destroyed reality. I wish it would rain. Link to comment
MakerBaker 2 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Granted but it just rained on your parade I wish it wouldn't be so freaking hot Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) Granted. A new ice age ensues. I wish for memes. Edited June 7, 2020 by Deathfrombelow Forgot to make a wish (see edit history) Link to comment
BlueRaven 212 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Granted, but they become stale in an hour. I wish for peace. Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Granted. Since everything you do has a chance to interfere with others' peace, the human race is rendered braindead. I wish I could shapeshift. Link to comment
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