Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, CountryGirl said: Granted but the government becomes more oppressive I wish more people were anti-gun control Granted but school shootings become even more frequent -_- I wish some really sexy celebs were into omo Link to comment
CountryGirl 35 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Granted but they all die of heart attacks I wish for more creativity Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Granted, but you can't show it in any way. I wish all following Pokémon games are amazing Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Granted, but they are so amazing that you and the entire world get addicting and the world stops making anything including food and everyone dies. I wish that I could type successfully. (Btw I fixed my idiocy) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Granted but the only thing you can type it "fuck" I wish all mosquitos died out Link to comment
CountryGirl 35 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted but the only thing you can type it "fuck" I wish all mosquitos died out “I wish I could type correctly” ”Granted but the only thing you can type IT “fuck” Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, CountryGirl said: “I wish I could type correctly” ”Granted but the only thing you can type IT “fuck” Ssssshhhhh Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) LOL 5 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted but the only thing you can type it "fuck" I wish all mosquitos died out Granted but that leaves all fields overgrown, and the spiders and other animals that eat mosquitos no longer have food and they die too and eventually everyone dies. I wish I wasn’t so morbid. Edited February 25, 2018 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Granted, you become overly annoyingly happy and bubbly. I wish I found new songs to listen to Link to comment
CountryGirl 35 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Granted but it’s all Nazi propaganda I wish I could live off chicken Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Granted but you get really bored really quickly. I wish for creativity. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Granted but you're sued for plagiarism by CountryGirl because... On 24/02/2018 at 9:31 PM, CountryGirl said: I wish for more creativity I wish I had an easier time learning things Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) Granted but you learn of your own death I wish for a big ice cube Edited March 2, 2018 by DesperateCAN (see edit history) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted but you're frozen to death inside of it I wish for prosperity Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, but your new found wealth makes you snooty and unlikable, so you lose all your friends, except one. Who only likes you for your money. And he smells. And you know he talks behind your back. I wish I had fewer distractions from what I'm meant to be doing. Like this thread, for example. Link to comment
DerivativeWings 1,648 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted, all recreational activity is now banned forever. The government will install a chip in your brain to ensure constant productivity. I wish to eat something really delicious. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted but it’s your mom I wish for a battery Link to comment
ju48 12 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted, but it's dead. I wish there was an easy and fast way to remove wax from carpet. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Granted, its burning the carpet whole. I wish I would have nicer dreams Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Granted but you never wake up from these dreams I wish for a large potato Link to comment
guest 172 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 *sigh* It: -crushes you -destabilizes the earth's orbit -is poisoned -is old and -cannot be cooked, fried, mashed, or eaten in any way. I wish that I was original. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Granted, but you're unable to show or use it in any way I wish I could fix my sleeping pattern Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted but you sleep and never wake up I wish for the omorashi.org administrators to end this jet stream of shit Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Granted, the site is shut down indefinitely I wish DC didn't make such terrible movies Link to comment
guest 172 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 OK. Now they're much, much worse. I wish that I had the ability to check for loopholes before making any wishes, without using them up. Link to comment
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