DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Granted but they don’t ever eat or drink, so they never go to the bathroom i wish for a non corrupted wish, that isn’t corrupted Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 granted but by making that wish, you undid all the other wishes and made it so you can never wish again i wish i knew what the hell to wish for Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Granted, but your wish is to not be able to wish for anything I wish for a wish that when I wish it corrupts it Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 granted just keep posting here... i wish for a corrupt wish.... see what i did there cause a corrupted corrupt wish would be a normal wish Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Granted but the normal wish is for your moms to die i wish for this thread to cease Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 ...... i wish for someone else to choose my wish Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Granted but its not me I wish I could sleep, Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Granted but it’s for 1 minute i wish for a nook Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Granted, but it's Tom nook and you are now in eternal debt to him I wish I was the Masters right hand bot instead of a reject Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you immediately malfunction and eventually discarded. I wish for a bedwetting girlfriend. Edited December 26, 2017 by TrueDepression (see edit history) Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) Grated but she’s really dumb and unattractive. I wish for superpowers to be able to control other people’s needs to go. Edited December 26, 2017 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted, but you lose your powers every time you use them for your own pleasure All I wish for is my two front teeth Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted but all your teeth fall and only the front two remain. I wish to see a girl wetting in fear. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted but you don’t get a good view so you st there for the next few months wondering what it looked like, trying to live off those few memories, getting frustrated, etc... I wish I was happy Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted but it was because of drugs and it goes away after a few seconds. I wish for non-corrupt governments. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Granted , but it’s a feudalistic Governent and you are a serf. I wish for a Chinese toilet Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Granted but it breaks down because, it was 'Made in China'. I wish to be hated. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) Granted. No ifs buts or when’s. I wish to have the energy to get out of bed before I pee myself. Edited December 28, 2017 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Granted but you never have any energy afterwards ever i wish for all rats to go extinct Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Granted but a new species similar to rats comes to existence. I wish for ability to make others pee. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Granted, but to do so you had to become a robot that is incappable of being aroused i wish i was a cool robot with lazors and spikes and stuff Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Granted. You are immediately put to use in combat by the US military, and get to enjoy using your lasers and spikes in combat for all of 23 seconds before you are blown to bits by an enemy ICBM. I wish for a small ginger cat Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted but you develop a severe allergy to them. i wish for a fish Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted. Its dead. I wish i was a dog. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Granted but you’re lassie and you’re about to be put down I wish for a fish in a dish Link to comment
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