Random_dude 15 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) Granted, but it's the triangle. Edit: Unless you meant ALL instruments, but that's not what you said. ;-) I wish I could fly as high as I wished by my own power, and that I could control which direction I flew. Edited July 23, 2017 by Random_dude (see edit history) Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Granted but you go very slow, including for moving, climbing/descending, and changing direction. I wish I had a slightly smaller bladder. Link to comment
ShowOffX 18 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) On 7/23/2017 at 4:01 AM, BENAir01 said: Granted but you go very slow, including for moving, climbing/descending, and changing direction. I wish I had a slightly smaller bladder. Granted, but it is smaller only by .0000000000001 mL in capacity. I wish I had the RnG luck to roll anyone I wanted in gacha games. Edited July 28, 2017 by ShowOffX (see edit history) Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Granted but you can only roll slight variations of Danny Davito I wish pokemon where real Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Granted but they go on killing rampages because the real world fucking sucks. I wish for clean water for the Africans Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted but no clean water for us (worth it) i wish for less traffic Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted, but the reason is fossil fuels ran out and now there is no traffic. I wish I could grant my own wishes without any negatives. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted but then life is meaningless. I wish my wish was not curropted. . Link to comment
MAD AS HATTER 5 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Granted but you can wish for death. Your dead (idk what to put) I wish to do anything I wanted perfectly Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 [I would have said the wish was corrupted because they wasted the wish on wanting literally nothing. Mind you, I am the Genie.] Granted, but you always fail miserably at anything you are reluctant to do (such as chores or work). ... I wish you lot were better at granting wishes! Link to comment
MAD AS HATTER 5 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Granted but somebody just wished to burn an orphanage. You killed 10 orphans. I wish I could wet in public without any weird looks Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Granted, but it has to be in a public pool only. I wish I knew what else to wish for. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Granted but it gets corrupted. I wish I passed my driving test Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Granted. You ace the test, leave the test centre a bit too happy, get pulled over for speeding and lose your licence immediately. I wish for a cupcake Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Granted but it's microscopic. I wish for a better job. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 granted but you don't get paid for it I wish I was imortal Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Granted, you gain immortality just before humanity wipes itself out in nuclear war. Everyone dies but you. You, immortal one, shall continue to exist alone on this desolate planet, near void of life. The years of solitude turn to centuries, the centuries to millenia. Eventually the sun's supernova destroys the earth, but you survive. You drift alone in the vaccuum of space, praying alien life may save you, but the universe's expansion ensures you never make contact with another life form again. Billions of years pass. Then trillions. You lost your sanity long ago, but yet you live on, even unto the brink of the heat death of the universe. But no, the equilibrium cannot be restored while you are alive, and you shall live forever. Not unto the end of time, because time has no end. You are destined to drift alone in the blackness of space forever. All the light has vanished. You are always awake, you are always aware. Your body starves, but it cannot succumb. Your blood freezes, but your heart forces out the beats. You are unable to breathe, but you are unable to suffocate. You are unable to die. I wish for a larger cupcake. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 No, not granted. Jk granted but the frosting is literally just someone's shit. And it's old shit too, like a week old. And it smells really bad. I wish I lived alone. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Granted you now live in an endless void with no sign of life anywhere I wish i was the President of the USA Link to comment
alexwbj 110 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 7 hours ago, Kez said: Granted, you gain immortality just before humanity wipes itself out in nuclear war. Everyone dies but you. You, immortal one, shall continue to exist alone on this desolate planet, near void of life. The years of solitude turn to centuries, the centuries to millenia. Eventually the sun's supernova destroys the earth, but you survive. You drift alone in the vaccuum of space, praying alien life may save you, but the universe's expansion ensures you never make contact with another life form again. Billions of years pass. Then trillions. You lost your sanity long ago, but yet you live on, even unto the brink of the heat death of the universe. But no, the equilibrium cannot be restored while you are alive, and you shall live forever. Not unto the end of time, because time has no end. You are destined to drift alone in the blackness of space forever. All the light has vanished. You are always awake, you are always aware. Your body starves, but it cannot succumb. Your blood freezes, but your heart forces out the beats. You are unable to breathe, but you are unable to suffocate. You are unable to die. I wish for a larger cupcake. Holy socks, and I thought I was complicated...! Link to comment
alexwbj 110 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: Granted you now live in an endless void with no sign of life anywhere I wish i was the President of the USA Granted but you're Donald Trump and you're about to get impeached. I wish I had someone to cuddle all night long and wet the bed together. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted. It's Donald Trump. I wish for a kitten. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted but its sick. I wish fewer people were in poverty Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted. The number of people in poverty gradually declines as they starve to death. I wish my kitten would get better. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Granted, its becomes the most healty cat in heaven (Though seriously i hope you kitty makes a full recovery) I wish Red Skull and Mojo were real and in charge of Marvel comics Link to comment
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