Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 hmmm i enjoy it too much so ill pass a million pounds but everytime you hear a word meaning hello, you wet yourself Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 48 minutes ago, Potty-Polly said: hmmm i enjoy it too much so ill pass a million pounds but everytime you hear a word meaning hello, you wet yourself Uh no, the risk of wetting in public would be too much, so I will pass on this one. A million pounds, but you suddenly develop an allergy to your favorite food and can never eat it again. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I can live without my favourite food. I can use the million to find more food! A million pounds, but it's all in 1 pound coins. You can only spend it in cash. No matter what you buy. You can't put it in a bank, you can't get around this, you can only spend it as cash. Good luck finding a place to keep them all. Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Yeah sure why not a million pounds although you must fight a polar bear using whatever melee weapons you have Link to comment
Lapis Lazuli 213 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 With these noodle arms? No thank you. A million pounds but gravity is reversed for you and only you. You stand on the ceiling, and if you ever step outside with no way to tether yourself to the ground, you fall into space. Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 But how do I go shopping then? A million pounds but you can only buy stuff imported from other countries... even food. (Bills and housing doesn’t count, but even your paid porn has to be foreign) Link to comment
Guest RedFish3000 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) I'll pass. A million pounds, but you will develop phobias to all animals for the rest of your life. Edited October 2, 2018 by RedFish3000 (see edit history) Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 I'll pass... A million pound but one in ever 5 items you throw away comes flying back at you at Mach speed. Link to comment
MasterXploder 749 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 If that includes bodily excretions, I will definitely pass. A million pounds, but you must spend it all by sundown. It must only be used as a purchase; you cannot donate, give, or throw it away. If you run out of time, you get sucked into a tree and become part of its roots until somebody else succeeds at the challenge. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 na im good... a million pounds although you are sucked into the last video game you played and dont get a single penny or freedom till you complete the game Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Pokémon white 2 ok yeah sure thanks a million pounds although you must have sex with Michael Meyers (i don’t care if it’s the one from Halloween or the one who voices shrek) Link to comment
Guest RedFish3000 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Nope. A million pounds, but you will unvoluntarily slap yourself every five minutes (even when asleep). Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 im good thanks.. 1 million pounds... although once per day at a random time you will be pantsed all they way to skin by someone who is near you... it could be your best friend, a parent, a sibling, a stranger, your coworker, your boss, a kid, an adult, anyone but you wont know who it is or when it will be... Link to comment
ScarletteV 15 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'll do it. Just never be near people, like me. A million pounds, but if you don't spend it in 3 days you either give up masturbation or omorashi until someone else attempts the challenge. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 3 days... itll be tough but i can do it... lets do it... a million pounds although one random day every month you will be the most wanted man/woman alive, and will be actively hunted by every security force in the world for 24 hours... Edited October 3, 2018 by Potty-Polly (see edit history) Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 God no a million pounds but everyone hates you Link to comment
Guest RedFish3000 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I'll pass. A million pounds but you will never be able to sleep again (but it won't affect your health as it should). Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 I don't sleep well now... So sure One million pound but once per month at midnight on a random day will be teleported to another country for ,24 hours then back again. Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Ok a million pounds although you’ll. Always have the feeling of being watched Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 im like that now lol... so sure 1 million but everytime you fart you change gender; i.e male fart into female, and visversa... Link to comment
Guest RedFish3000 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 No thanks. 1 million pounds but you'll have to pass a year without internet. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 ill pass... 1 million pounds but every night a different horror creature (be it zombies, devils, vampires, werewolfs, freddie cruger, jason, samara, anyone of them) will hunt to kill you Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Pass a million pounds although you get aids Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Oh Christ no. Don't need me none of that. One million, but once a day, every day, at a random time, you will have the sensation of stepping on a plug. One of the English 3-pronged plugs. It might happen anywhere, at any time, no matter what's going on - you won't know. You might be going to bed, or out with friends, or going to the shop. Once a day, you'll get the feeling of stepping on a plug - barefoot, for maximum pain. It doesn't leave any marks, or permanent damage, but it will feel like you've just stepped on a plug. But also you have a million pounds. This sensation will carry on for either one year, or until the money is spent - whichever is longer. Link to comment
Ghostblade913 221 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 With that much detail no a million pounds but you will go to hell when you die Link to comment
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