rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted September 5, 2018 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2018 Wet the Bed Friday night, my husband and I decided that we would go out with some friends for drinks after work. So we met up with them at a lovely trendy craft beer place, and ordered flight after flight of tasters. I ended up trying a ton of different beers – some good, some clearly trying too hard, but that’s how it goes with craft beer. I was still in my work clothes (in this case a black pencil skirt, cotton panties, and a purple blouse) and was getting pretty sloppy. For those of you who will know me, I’ve got a tendency to be a slightly sloppy drunk. Well, we were 4 (or maybe 5) flights in, and my hubby wrapped things up and called us a cab (an hour long Skytrain ride would have resulted in me getting up to some bad behaviour on the train, I’m sure, or having a public accident. My husband is well aware of my sloppy drunken tendencies, and often takes care of me in these situations, making sure I don’t have more, and helping me get ready for bed (which if I’ve been drinking means getting me into a diaper). Well tonight, he was about as drunk as I was, it was a long week for him and he was helping to finish off the stronger beers, and some of those craft beers are pretty strong (one particular imperial IPA comes to mind... sort of). Anyhow, he had it together to get us a cab and home, but once we were home, we were both pretty wired, so we ended up making a couple of gin and tonics, and watching Netflix on the couch. At some god awful hour, we decided to head to be, though I have only vague recollections of this. Before this fateful time, we decided to have another gin and tonic, and my hubby, being British, made them strong. I don’t know what being British has to do with it, but he insists it’s some sort of national thing, particularly after a couple. We went to bed and I remember stripping naked, and possibly mumbling something like “Hun, I’m a bedwetting risk tonight, I should probably wear something.” And him brushing it off or I’m not sure what. Anyhow, I just crawled into bed and was out like a light. Not only did I not put on a diaper, but I also didn’t even go to the bathroom before crashing. I remember waking up, and feeling completely soaked, both the bedding underneath me, and my thighs and sex. I felt about and my inner thighs were very wet, like I had woken up while still peeing or having just finished. I still felt like I needed to pee urgently, and I remember staggering up, dripping everywhere, and peeing in the washroom. Slightly drunken and sleepy Rachel came back from the bathroom with a towel, and I put this down to lie on, and I went back to sleep. I don’t know how long I was out for, but I woke up some time later feeling wet again, either the pee from the bed had soaked through the towel, or, which was much more likely, I had wet the bed again. I was feeling sticky, and hot, and wet, and not a little surprised, as usually I sleep through these sorts of things and just wake up in the morning in a puddle. I should point out that on both of these occasions, my husband just lay next to me, snoring, oblivious. Also, on neither occasion had my wet spot reached him, or so it seemed. Anyhow, my bladder was empty, and I was sober. Mostly. I just wanted to get some sleep, but didn’t want a hangover and didn’t want to lay in a puddle. So I got up, had two moderate-sized glass of water, and put down my Peepod mat, something I should have done initially, and slid a Goodnite up my sticky legs. I then crashed out and slept the rest of the night. We ended up sleeping in to about 11 am, which was lovely, though every time my husband tried to cuddle, I kept him away, worried he’d roll into my puddle. When I say we slept in to 11am, I should note that I woke up again at about 9 am and found my Goodnite wet and my legs still sticky and uncomfortable. I opted to just leave it on, and roll over, already a mess. When we finally did get up, my husband was almost oblivious to the fact that I’d had a major bedwetting accident beside him. Even after I said that I was going to do the laundry apologetically, he didn’t clue in. It was only after he had woken up a little, rolled over and felt me on the dry, Peepod pad, that he remembered that my wetting the bed might have been a worry, and then he only realized that the Peepod was concealing a large puddle, after I told him apologetically. I got up and stripped the bed, still wearing my wet Goodnite. I enjoyed the feeling of shame that is associated with stripping a wet bed in the morning, magnified by my being in a wet Goodnite. It was only after all the wet sheets, the towel, the Peepod pad and the ‘waterproof’ mattress cover were stripped did I realize that the mattress cover had failed to do its job and that the mattress was wet. As you can see from these pictures I snapped during the process, this was certainly not the first time that I have wet our bed, and that when my bedwetting issues cropped up again, that we had trouble finding a good mattress cover. Anyhow, still wearing nothing but a wet Goodnite, I made my way to the bathroom to shower. My legs were sticky with sweat (as it had been a hot night), and pee (as I’d wet the bed three times). The good news was that the water seemed to have helped and I was not hung over. Or at least not all that much. I showered off, had some breakfast and tea. Thinking about the evening, my feelings of shame waking up in the morning, and all the complicated emotions that I have around bedwetting made me very aroused and I will admit to bringing myself to orgasm while ridding my hung-over husband, who needed some coaxing, given his hangover. I’ve not wet the bed unintentionally in a while, I thought I’d share. Rach hahahahthisishilarious, AverageHero, nappypants and 41 others 41 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Meowth 339 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 You are a national treasure, rachel nappypants, swordfish and satyr 3 Quote Link to comment
WetDave 650 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Another great story from the esteemed Dr. Kirwan. I do enjoy your craft beers when I’m over in the US on business, some are even nearly as good as the best of our English beers haha! I’ve certainly filled my bladder and wet myself with them a few times. Quote Link to comment
supernerd222 215 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 I'm 85% sure I know where you went for beer from your description. Do they serve nachos off of big aluminum keg lids by any chance? Your bed is fucked up btw. Cherry Pie 1 Quote Link to comment
openmindeddude 47 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 I love how many wettings your bed has had ? cheers Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Now that was an epic soaking. That was breathtaking, both the events and how well you paint them! And if your husband's like a lot of us, rolling into your puddle to cuddle would've been just fine with him... tennyson and nappypants 2 Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted September 6, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted September 6, 2018 18 hours ago, supernerd222 said: I'm 85% sure I know where you went for beer from your description. Do they serve nachos off of big aluminum keg lids by any chance? Your bed is fucked up btw. Hehehe you may have guessed correctly. ? Quote Link to comment
DeltaFoxtrot 173 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 My wife is a bedwetter and I learned long ago... pad her up before bed, no matter what condition I am in, or live with the consequences. ian flemming, EmmaWees and AverageHero 3 Quote Link to comment
The Dark Wolf 1,746 Posted September 7, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted September 7, 2018 Glad you find it enjoyable, and that your husband doesn't seem disgusted at you for it Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted September 7, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted September 7, 2018 22 hours ago, DeltaFoxtrot said: My wife is a bedwetter and I learned long ago... pad her up before bed, no matter what condition I am in, or live with the consequences. Yup, always a good thing. 20 minutes ago, The Dark Wolf said: Glad you find it enjoyable, and that your husband doesn't seem disgusted at you for it He's been very supportive of my medical stuff and fetishes! One of the reasons I put a ring on him ? tennyson, AverageHero, EmmaWees and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
The Dark Wolf 1,746 Posted September 8, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted September 8, 2018 20 hours ago, rachelkirwan said: He's been very supportive of my medical stuff and fetishes! One of the reasons I put a ring on him ? That's always good Quote Link to comment
alaskadl 7 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Very nice! I would love to roll into a puddle from my wife in the morning. Quote Link to comment
Stanley79 636 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Wow! Reading that I winced several times. The sky train would be a really embarrassing place to wet. Surprised the little girl (the one with the PhD) wasn't put on the potty before bed. Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted September 13, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted September 13, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 11:04 PM, Stanley79 said: Wow! Reading that I winced several times. The sky train would be a really embarrassing place to wet. Surprised the little girl (the one with the PhD) wasn't put on the potty before bed. I've always had fantasies about having an accident on a stalled Skytrain... one of these days it will happen ? tennyson and BlueWetter 2 Quote Link to comment
NiagraFalls 67 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/6/2018 at 1:26 PM, trekkie said: Now that was an epic soaking. That was breathtaking, both the events and how well you paint them! And if your husband's like a lot of us, rolling into your puddle to cuddle would've been just fine with him... If my husband wet the bed, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. i'd probably join in tennyson and CaptainCranberry 2 Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted September 24, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/16/2018 at 4:30 PM, NiagraFalls said: If my husband wet the bed, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. i'd probably join in Hehehe join in ? Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 On 9/24/2018 at 4:20 AM, rachelkirwan said: Hehehe join in ? Hmm, you think if you asked, he'd roll over into your puddle, snuggle up with you, and let go? tennyson 1 Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted October 6, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted October 6, 2018 6 hours ago, trekkie said: Hmm, you think if you asked, he'd roll over into your puddle, snuggle up with you, and let go? Mmm he's done this accidentally a couple of times... and I think the answer is no. Quote Link to comment
yellowet 142 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Wow it sounds like you were lying in that lovely mess for hours. Incipient diaper rash, perhaps? Quote Link to comment
rachelkirwan 13,626 Posted October 8, 2018 Author 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 4:15 AM, yellowet said: Wow it sounds like you were lying in that lovely mess for hours. Incipient diaper rash, perhaps? No this time ? Quote Link to comment
Wetshisbed 191 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 10:12 PM, alaskadl said: Very nice! I would love to roll into a puddle from my wife in the morning. I have done many times it's lovely. Redd 1 Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/9/2018 at 7:20 AM, Wetshisbed said: I have done many times it's lovely. Please elaborate. Quote Link to comment
Wetshisbed 191 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 3 hours ago, trekkie said: Please elaborate. My wife wets the bed sometimes and I love to roll in to her wetness after she gets up. Quote Link to comment
Zzzaaaxx 0 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Wow, that sounds like a dream! Quote Link to comment
Stanley79 636 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 If you like puddles, you'ld probably not like the Pee Pod Mat (as seen in photo above). They pretty much absorb a single night wetting. They don't absorb two. However, at least two here have reported two and three wettings in a single night. The "Science of a Wet Night" thread reported results from a thermistor that recorded time and duration of a participant's wettings. It recorded multiple wettings in a single night. Quote Link to comment
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