Jump to content
Existing user? Sign In

Sign In



Sign Up

Oh Princess! There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to!


Recommended Posts

Prince Ali, yes it is he! 

But not as you know him!

Read my lips, and come to grips, with reality.

Meet a blast from your past!

Who's lies were too good to last!

Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

 

So Ali, turned out to be, merely Aladdin.

Just a con! Need I go on? 

Take it from me!

 

His personality flaws

Give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one-way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip!

HIS ASSETS FROZEN, THE VENUE CHOSEN!

ITS THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, WHOOPE!

So long! Ex-Prince Ali! Hehahahaha!

 

 

post reasons down below talking about why aladdin is the best disney movie and jafar the best villain

LION KING ISNT BETTER SHUT UP

Link to comment
  • 2 weeks later...

- Red and black is the best villain pattern (look at Kane, who lives in death, he can't be wrong)

- Bonus points for contrasting the white and blue patterns

- The staff. Every evil wizard needs a menacing staff. Caster had a Rule Breaker instead of a staff, and this is why her master plan foiled. This guy has a snake-type one

- The plan succeeded and Jafar got what he wanted, he just didn't know the limitations that came with this power

- Perfect husband for the keeper of poor unfortunate souls (in fact, this is how Splatoon was created)

Link to comment

While Aladin is a good movie, i dont think it is the best Disney movie, although it is one of my favorities.  I think that distinction goes to Mulan.  However if we are talking about what made Aladdin great, I would have to say the catchy songs (I'm always singing them in my head), and Genie's  crazyness.

Link to comment
  • 2 months later...
  • 2 years later...

I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny under your hat!
Now here's your chance to get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown! Let's see what you've got!

 

You try to slam me with your hardest stuff
But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight, you're simply out of date
You're only second rate!


You think your cat's a meanie, but your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
So for your information, I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!

 

Men cower at the power in my pinky
My thumb is number one on every list
But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

 

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape, it's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!


You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!

 

Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!

 

So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

Link to comment
  • 7 months later...
On 7/7/2021 at 10:43 AM, Ms. Tito said:

I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny under your hat!
Now here's your chance to get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown! Let's see what you've got!

 

You try to slam me with your hardest stuff
But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight, you're simply out of date
You're only second rate!


You think your cat's a meanie, but your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
So for your information, I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!

 

Men cower at the power in my pinky
My thumb is number one on every list
But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

 

Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape, it's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!


You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!

 

Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!

 

So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

Yes I referenced the second Aladdin movie, fight me.

Link to comment
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...