Guest JTeam_ Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Before we start, I would like to acknowledge that we might have hit the lowest point in omorashi culture with this. Sorry OmoNinja, even your Steamed Hams interactive wasn't low enough. Welcome, to Baldi's Basics in e-e-E-DuCsperaTIon and learning! What is happening is quite odd. Basically, some crazy bald teacher is chasing you with a ruler and plans on smacking you quite hard with it if he catches you. Why? Well, let's go back to the beginning. "Can you help me out? I need to go to eating practice, but I left some notebooks for it at school. Could you get them for me while I head to my practice?" So, being their friend, you agreed to help them out. "Oh, hi. Welcome to my schoolhouse!" That was what you heard from the teacher standing near the front door, Baldi. You never really saw him much, but you already came up with a theory that he was nuts. I mean, what kinda person keeps nuts in their pockets all day? And not the kind you might be thinking of! Anyway, you went to go grab a notebook from the first classroom, but suddenly, Baldi came up behind you and asked you to answer some questions. Seemed fairly straightforward until you saw some corrupted problem which was a jumble of numbers. Ah well, maybe it's a trick question? Nope. And that's kinda how it happened. Of course, you kept swiping up more notebooks as he chased you, but it almost seemed like he was getting faster for every notebook you got... "Let's play!" Darn it. What now? You turn around to find a girl jump-roping towards you. She's actually kind of cute, but she also seems to have rather... vibrant... hair. Almost like it's moving on it's own. "Jump rope 10 times in a row! Once you do, I'll let you go!" You really don't have time for this, but maybe you could just snip her jump ropes with some safety scissors you found... Oh, and you have to pee a little. So maybe that'd be for the best. You can: (A) Just jump 10 times (B) Cut the jump-rope (50 percent chance of working, 30 percent chance of it not working, 20 percent chance of getting caught "bullying") (C) Point at something behind her and run away (50 percent chance of it working, 50 percent chance of getting caught running) (D) Fill in an option. Items: Quarter, Safety Scissors Your bladder is slightly uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment
Melificentfan 1,215 Posted June 13, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted June 13, 2018 A Quote Link to comment
ShadowPhantom 152 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Cut Rope (So we hit rock bottom. Turning a creepy horror game into omo is so disgusting lmao) Anubis 1 Quote Link to comment
Nikeryda 181 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Jump that rope safety scissors can't be trusted. Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Jump the rope, I say. Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 did somebody just page the ninja of awesome? let's cut the rope! (also don't you have to jump rope 5 times in the game, not 10?) Anubis and earbudsplunger 1 1 Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Not to mention that cutting the rope with safety scissors has a 100% success rate in the game but whatever (well... unless you don't get caught that is!) Edited June 15, 2018 by OmoNinja (see edit history) Nikeryda and FromIncognitoMode 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 19 hours ago, OmoNinja said: Not to mention that cutting the rope with safety scissors has a 100% success rate in the game but whatever (well... unless you don't get caught that is!) RIP your karma again. Anyway... "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "..." Huh? You pause for a moment. The girl blinks before quickly resuming. "Five!" "ssSix..." "Seven..." "E-eight..." "Nine..." "T-t-ten!" "Wow! That's great!" She seems to be worried about something, or maybe... "Let's play again!" Naooo! "...sometime soon..." Thank goodness. Wasting no time, you quickly walk away. It seems that bald-headed man has lost your trail for now, so maybe now would be a good time to go to the bathroom. On the other hand, you could really use this moment of safety to get more notebooks. (A) Find a bathroom (60 percent chance of finding it) (B) Grab some notebooks (50 percent chance of getting 1, 30 percent chance of 2, 20 percent chance of 3) (C) Hey, is that a BSoda machine? You love that brand, right? (-Quarter, +BSoda) (D) Suggest a custom idea. Inventory: Quarter, Safety Scissors. Kinda Uncomfortable Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, JTeam_ said: RIP your karma again. Yeah, I don't know why everybody downvotes me. Am i doing something wrong? Anyway, how many notebooks do we have? Quote Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 clink Your quarter rolls into the machine, and out comes a refreshing BSoda. Probably best to not drink it right now. SLAP You turn around. S L A P HOLYFRICKHESRIGHTHEREHOWDHEGETHERESOFAST You immediately start running away. You run right past that same girl who was playing with you literally a few minutes ago, narrowly missing Baldi's ruler and instead causing it to hit that girl. She falls over. As you turn round a corner, you look behind you and notice a growing puddle. What the wut? You can... (A) Turn back around to help (Chance of failure is 50 percent) (B) Get away (C) Fill in Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 What the hell does "fill in" do? Nikeryda and Anubis 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, OmoNinja said: What the hell does "fill in" do? I am wondering this same thing. Perhaps I'll vote for it just to find out what it is and see what happens. Seems like an intelligent reason to vote for something, doesn't it? Edited June 24, 2018 by Anubis (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 6 hours ago, JTeam_ said: As you turn round a corner, you look behind you and notice a growing puddle. What the wut? Somebody get the janitor! Anubis 1 Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, OmoNinja said: Somebody get the janitor! That video... lol. Hey, I'm a janitor in real life, so I can clean up the puddle. If Baldi wants to come at me, I'll drown him in dirty mop water with piss in it. Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, Anubis said: Hey, I'm a janitor in real life, so I can clean up the puddle. Yes, but are you a living broom? Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Just now, OmoNinja said: Yes, but are you a living broom? No, but I'm just as dangerous. Quote Link to comment
Nikeryda 181 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 It meas fill in your own choice guys. Anubis 1 Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, Nikeryda said: It meas fill in your own choice guys. Okay, now I understand. Thanks for clearing that up. Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Nikeryda said: It meas fill in your own choice guys. Ah, right... i can't believe I'm saying this but... Let's help out playtime Quote Link to comment
Anubis 714 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Okay, for my vote, I am going to go with B because it's not worth the risk of going back. We need to get out of here. Quote Link to comment
thereaverofdarkness 126 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) Live dangerously. I vote A, go help. Besides we've got Anubis, resident mop expert, on our side! I am also slightly mop-expert from my time in the military and working at McDonald's. Does that mean our player character gets more mop/janitorial skill by proxy? Edited June 24, 2018 by thereaverofdarkness (see edit history) Anubis 1 Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, thereaverofdarkness said: Live dangerously. I vote A, go help. Besides we've got Anubis, resident mop expert, on our side! I am also slightly mop-expert from my time in the military and working at McDonald's. Does that mean our player character gets more mop/janitorial skill by proxy? No, but it activates a effect that makes gotta sweep more likely to appear! Quote Link to comment
thereaverofdarkness 126 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, OmoNinja said: No, but it activates a effect that makes gotta sweep more likely to appear! I think it's Jteam_'s choice. ? Quote Link to comment
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