hfgghfh 43 Posted April 17, 2018 Author Share Posted April 17, 2018 48 minutes ago, Mariowario64 said: I understand now. It's easy to forget that while this tale is taking many days to be written it's still that 3 minute classic we know and love. Yeah, you can say that again! Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 On 17 April 2018 at 6:24 AM, Mariowario64 said: 1. On 17 April 2018 at 7:55 AM, thisonestays said: 1. "Y-yeah! Everything is fine!" You say chelsie then gives you a doubtful look and then says "alright! If you say so!" chelsie then takes another bite out of his burger and notices it tasted familiar... "yknow, these hamburgers taste QUITE similar to the ones you get at kranky burger" 1. *moan* "n-no! P-patented skinner burgers! Oooold fa-family recipe!" 2. "R-really? Wow! W-what a coincidence!" Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 28 April 2018 at 6:40 AM, Dealer said: 2 On 28 April 2018 at 7:04 AM, Mariowario64 said: 2 "R-really? Wow! W-what a coincidence!" You exclaim chelsie then ignores the taste and continues eating. after holding it for SO long you and chelsie finally finish lunch and head outside, it was TORTURE trying to hold it without using your hands! right when you were about to say bye to chelsie. your mother yelled "SARAH! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" You spurted in your panties from the shock, luckily chelsie didn't notice... what do I do?! 1. *moan* "n-no mother! It's just the- *pant* n-northern lights!" 2. Rush in and save your mother! Quote Link to comment
Melificentfan 1,215 Posted April 29, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Melificentfan said: 1 4 hours ago, thisonestays said: 1 3 hours ago, Dealer said: 1 Wow! You guys are HEARTLESS! *moan* "n-no mother! It's just the n-northern lights!" You shout "well sarah, you're an odd fellow..." Chelsie says "but I must say! you steam a good ham!" as you feel pregnant from storing an entire ocean in your bladder, you give chelsie a thumbs up while you're mother screams from inside the house. As soon as chelsie walks away, you rush back inside and push on your bladder with everything you got. Since pushing as much as you can on your completely full bladder to put out a fire has always been a fantasy of yours, you felt pleasure like never before! ending: delightfully devilish Mariowario64, Dealer and Anubis 3 Quote Link to comment
Melificentfan 1,215 Posted April 29, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted April 29, 2018 Nice ^^ Quote Link to comment
Dealer 647 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Thank you for this hilarious story! Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Dealer said: Thank you for this hilarious story! No problem! Just wanna bring magic onto the site of omo.org! Canopy and Dealer 2 Quote Link to comment
Maia 360 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 This is the highest level of shitposting I have ever seen, and is proof that the human race has been truly blessed Quote Link to comment
hfgghfh 43 Posted June 2, 2018 Author Share Posted June 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, ev99ev99ev99ev said: This is the highest level of shitposting I have ever seen, and is proof that the human race has been truly blessed It is certainly a gift from the gods! Quote Link to comment
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