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maybe people will hate me for doing this... maybe I've taken the meme too far... maybe I'll crave steamed hams for the rest of the day... but FUCK IT! I'm doing it anyway! Your name is Sarah

Wow! You guys are HEARTLESS! *moan* "n-no mother! It's just the n-northern lights!" You shout "well sarah, you're an odd fellow..." Chelsie says "but I must say! you steam a good ham!"

The mere existence of this means we already lost. The decline of the western civilization is unavoidable. Check on the roast.

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On 17 April 2018 at 6:24 AM, Mariowario64 said:

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On 17 April 2018 at 7:55 AM, thisonestays said:

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"Y-yeah! Everything is fine!" You say

chelsie then gives you a doubtful look and then says "alright! If you say so!"

chelsie then takes another bite out of his burger and notices it tasted familiar...

"yknow, these hamburgers taste QUITE similar to the ones you get at kranky burger"

1. *moan* "n-no! P-patented skinner burgers! Oooold fa-family recipe!"

2. "R-really? Wow! W-what a coincidence!"

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On 28 April 2018 at 6:40 AM, Dealer said:

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On 28 April 2018 at 7:04 AM, Mariowario64 said:

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"R-really? Wow! W-what a coincidence!" You exclaim

chelsie then ignores the taste and continues eating.

after holding it for SO long you and chelsie finally finish lunch and head outside, it was TORTURE trying to hold it without using your hands!

right when you were about to say bye to chelsie. your mother yelled "SARAH! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" You spurted in your panties from the shock, luckily chelsie didn't notice...

what do I do?!

1. *moan* "n-no mother! It's just the- *pant* n-northern lights!"

2. Rush in and save your mother!

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8 hours ago, Melificentfan said:

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4 hours ago, thisonestays said:

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3 hours ago, Dealer said:

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Wow! You guys are HEARTLESS!

*moan* "n-no mother! It's just the n-northern lights!" You shout

"well sarah, you're an odd fellow..." Chelsie says "but I must say!

you steam a good ham!"

as you feel pregnant from storing an entire ocean in your bladder, you give chelsie a thumbs up while you're mother screams from inside the house. As soon as chelsie walks away, you rush back inside and push on your bladder with everything you got. Since pushing as much as you can on your completely full bladder to put out a fire has always been a fantasy of yours, you felt pleasure like never before!

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delightfully devilish

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