SashaButters 619 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Been seeing a few interactive stories pop up so I thought this might be a fun idea. You guys remember mad libs right? I made a Omo themed one and it's all ready to go. All it's missing is a few well placed words! I've got 21 missing words and I need you guys to fill them in! Once I get them all, I'll post the story! If you want to play along, please give your answer and the corresponding number next to it so I'll know where it goes. Be creative! 1. Noun 2.Verb 3. Part of body plural 4.Verb ending in -ing 5.Adjective 6.Noun 7.Type of Dance 8.Verb 9. Verb ending in -ing 10. Method of transportation 11.Type of underwear 12.Number 13. Measurement of Time 14.Verb 15.Method of transportation 16. Verb ending in -ing 17. Type of underwear 18. Liquid (don't put pee) 19. Part of Body 20. Liquid (no pee!) 21. Emotion Pain 1 Quote Link to comment
Ranpalan 496 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Bottle, run, teeth, choking, metaphysical, razor, Grizzly Bear, roar, slipping, dragon, plate mail panties, negative three, jiffy, flay, corpse-cart, sniffing, chain mail stockings, liquid nitrogen, inner ear, stomach acid, despair. AlmightyIdiot and Bismiris 2 Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 This person should probably see a doctor. Why did I wait so long to use the bottle? I should have run when I had the chance! Now my teeth are the only things keeping me from choking myself. I must look so metaphysical with a razor up my dress doing the Grizzly Bear like a child. I roar a toddler slipping across from me on the dragon. The waist band of her Plate Mail Panties is visible. I feel a pang of jealousy. I don't know how much longer I can go on like this. The pressure is too much! My stop is the next stop. Just negative three more jiffies. I can hold it! As Shia Lebouf says, "Just Flay it!" I can see the end of the tunnel. My stop is right here! Almost there! The corpse cart halts abruptly as it pulls into the station and I'm almost thrown from my seat. OH NO! I'm sniffling! Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. My chain mail stockings are soaked! A drop of liquid nitrogen is running down my leg. I feel all inner ears on me. I let out a hiccup and sob. The rest of my resistance gives way. Stomach acid is pooling under me into the seat. It's running down my legs and onto the floor. I've never felt such despair in all my life! Bismiris, Damnation and AlmightyIdiot 3 Quote Link to comment
Damnation 247 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Omg, this was awesome! Ahahahah, can't remember when was last time I've laughed this much. Need more of these. SashaButters 1 Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 Don't you just hate when you get liquid nitrogen and stomach acid in your chain mail stockings? Quote Link to comment
PPP 1,307 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Don't you just hate when you get liquid nitrogen and stomach acid in your chain mail stockings? Just the worst, am I right? That was hilarious, are you going to do more of these? Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 I got another one done this morning. Here we go. I need a... 1 Liquid measurement 2.Liquid measurement 3.adjective 4.number 5.noun 6.occupation 7.part of the body 8.fraction 9.adjective 10.noun 11.adjective 12.adjective 13.adjective 14.noun 15.adjective 16.exclamation 17.verb 18.number 19.verb 20.adjective 21. part of the body 22.type of illness (real or fake) Quote Link to comment
Damnation 247 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 One litre 2. One bottle of 3. red 4. 13 5. pizza 6. taxi driver 7. collarbone 8.fraction 9. electronic 10.headset 11.heavy 12.slim 13.colorful 14.blood 15.dark 16.Not again 17.break 18.6 19.sing 20.loud 21. belly button 22.schizophrenia Bismiris 1 Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 They say the average bladder can hold a liter, but mine can only hold a bottle. It can be red sometimes, but I make do. My parents, like most parents, tried to potty train me when I was 13 years old. Sounds about right. Unfortunately, nothing they did worked. They even tried to bribe me with my very own pizza! When that didn't work, they knew it was time to take me to our local taxi driver to see what he had to say. It was there they discovered my collarbone was only a fraction of the size of a electronic persons. It was from then on I'd have to wear a headset for the rest of my life. Now I am older and have come to terms with it. Diapers aren't so bad. They are heavy, slim, and colorful. Do I wish I could use the blood like a dark person? NOT AGAIN! Sleepover's were always out of the question, because sometime's I'd break in my sleep. Then we discovered I could wear six diapers to bed and be fine! Sure, I have to sing around town with a loud bellybutton, but I suppose there are worse things out there than incontinence. It's not like I'm schizophrenic! It's all about perspective. Damnation, Bismiris and RosaE836 3 Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 1.name 2.number 3.number 4.number 5.letter 6.adjective. 7.adjective 8.noun 9.verb 10.noun 11.noun 12.noun 13.noun 14.noun 15.adjective 16.adjective 17.adjective 18.part of the body 19.verb ending in -ing 20.noun Quote Link to comment
PPP 1,307 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 1. Nicole 2. Fifteen 3. One thousand 4. Thirty-seven 5. Q 6. Old 7. Indifferent 8. Desk 9. Slither 10. Foot 11. Dinosaur 13. Candle 14. Bomb 15. Mighty 16. Tasty 17. Strange 18. Spine 19. Galloping 20. Cow Quote Link to comment
SashaButters 619 Posted April 28, 2016 Author Share Posted April 28, 2016 Hi, my name is Nicole. I'm 15 years old, weigh 1,000 pounds and my bra size is 37 Q. You think that was old for me to admit, get a load of this! My real secret is…I'm a indifferent fetishist, meaning I am sexually attracted to desks. Please don't slither me. You're telling me it's ok to be attracted to feet and dinosaurs, but not cats? YOU, CANDLE! I'M…I'm sorry about that outburst, but I can't help it. Everytime I see a bomb I get all mighty and tasty. I hope you can be strange minded and not hold it against me. BUT…if you're still going to be a spine about it… Do you remember that time you were drunk and I accidentally walked in on you galloping a cow? …So do I... Sake 1 Quote Link to comment
PPP 1,307 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I thought I told you not to tell anyone about that cow! You can't trust anyone these days... Quote Link to comment
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