Drunk and in despair in stockings

I COME FROM A COSTUME PARTY WHERE I WENT WITHOUT MY PARENTS' PERMISSION, I COME BACK SO AND VERY WANTING TO PEE, I AM SO DESPERATE THAT I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS AFTER SO MUCH SEARCHING I FINALLY FOUND THEM I GET IN HOME BUT IN SILENCE BECAUSE I'M AND MY PARENTS CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS, I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM WANTING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM QUICKLY BUT I CAN'T REACH AND DET MY PANTYHOSES I'M CLUCKY.. DO YOU LIKE TO SEE ME PEE AND EMBARRASSED.. LET ME KNOW???