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Day 5: Drunk and Desperate (Breath of the Wild)

In the heart of Hyrule’s most barren desert, there lay the oasis of Gerudo Town. Exclusive to women (vai, in Gerudo tongue), the city was famed for many things: its beautiful jewelry, first-class shopping, and the strong and proud Gerudo warriors, to name a few. It was also known for the popular bar The Noble Canteen, where a Gerudo named Deltan currently sat, nursing her sorrows.   “‘I don’t like girls twice my height,’” she groaned, slurring her words. “But I’m only eight feet tall!”

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Day 30: Your Choice: In the Snow (Breath of the Wild)

If you asked anyone what the greatest sport in Hyrule was, you would invariably get the same answer: shield surfing. Whether being pulled by a sand seal or going it alone, there was nothing quite like the thrill of shredding snow and sand. Selmie, the Duchess of Downhill, knew this better than anyone.   Selmie stepped out of her cabin and the cold air of the Hebra Mountains greeted her. It was well below freezing, but the sun was out and there was no wind. Good conditions, Selmie

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Day 29: Unable to Get Clothing Off in Time (Fire Force)

The year was Solar Calendar 198. The world was a harsh place. Of all the many ways to die, there was one that was feared above all: death by fire. A new phenomenon had popped up known as Spontaneous Human Combustion. The condition turned people into Infernals, rampaging beasts made of flame. It was up to Special Fire Forces, like Company 8, to stop them.   The alarm sounded, and Maki Oze was ready for action. Putting on her bulky firefighting gear, she raced to the garage, where the re

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Day 28: Peeing in an Alley (Black Lagoon)

The city of Roanapur in Thailand may have been hell on earth, but at least hell had a well-stocked liquor cabinet. The Yellow Flag was an excellent place to go for a drink, at least when a shootout wasn’t taking place. Those happened far too frequently for the owner Bao’s liking. But tonight was nice and quiet. At first, at least.   “Haha! That really showed those fuckers!” The loud cry was accompanied by the equally loud slam of the door being opened. Rock and Revy, two members of the

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Day 27: Bedwetting (Dead by Daylight)

The four of them sat around the campfire, waiting for the game to begin. Meg Thomas, the energetic athlete. Adam Francis, the resourceful teacher. David King, the rugged scrapper. And Feng Min, the focused competitor. None of them were in the game by choice. It was a horrific affair, a twisted version of hide-and-seek where they were pursued by a killer. The whole thing was controlled by a mysterious entity, one that revived them to force them to play again and again. One day, they hoped, they w

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Day 26: Peeing on the Floor (Outlaw Star)

The crew members of the Outlaw Star were an unlikely bunch, to say the least. There was Gene Starwind, the brash captain, and Jim Hawkins, his young but intelligent partner. An android known as Melfina served as the ship’s navigator. Rounding out the crew were two deadly fighters: the assassin called “Twilight” Suzuka and Aisha Clan Clan, an enormously strong Ctarl-Ctarl. These aliens looked mostly human, except with cat-like ears and fangs. The entire crew was currently gathered in the dining q

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Day 25: Fighting for the Toilet (Street Fighter)

Cammy White, codenamed Killer Bee, led a busy life. When the blonde beauty wasn’t undertaking top-secret missions for MI6, she was going up against the world’s greatest warriors in annual fighting tournaments. She was currently taking part in the latter, squaring off against the feral fighter known as Necali. The duel had been going on for some time, and both combatants were getting worn down.   “Gotcha!” screeched Necali, launching himself at Cammy in a frenzy. She managed to dodge at

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Day 24: While Camping (KonoSuba)

Tucked in her sleeping bag, Aqua tossed and turned. It was well past midnight and she was still awake. Between Kazuma’s snoring coming from the tent on her left and Darkness’ cries of ecstasy from the tent on her right, the goddess hadn’t gotten a wink of sleep yet. Beside her, Megumin mumbled in her sleep. Come on, Aqua told herself, I need to get some sleep! I need to sleep, I need to sleep… I need to pee.   Aqua groaned, cursing her bladder, now another obstacle in the way of h

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Day 23: On a Boat (Shantae)

Strange times made for strange bedfellows. Shantae, the half-genie guardian of Scuttle Town, was finding out just how true that was. Stripped of her magic powers and menaced by a mysterious evil known as the Pirate Master, she had been forced to team up with her arch-enemy: the busty buccaneer Risky Boots. The two unlikely allies were currently aboard Risky’s ship, the Tinker Tub Mark 2, headed to Saliva Island to seal off one of the Pirate Master’s sources of power.   “Wow,” Shantae m

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Day 22: Need to Go During a Fight (Street Fighter)

The two fighters faced each other, sweat dripping from their bare torsos, neither saying a word. In one corner: E. Honda, the sumo superstar. In the other: Sagat, master of Muay Thai. They circled around, each waiting for an opportunity. Finally, Sagat made the first move. “Tiger Shot!” he roared, shooting a ball of flame from his fists. Honda jumped over it, attempting to crush Sagat with his bulk as he landed. But his foe sidestepped the attack and struck back with a knee to the gut. Hond

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Day 21: Wetting a Swimsuit (Pokemon Sword + Shield)

Nessa, leader of the Hulbury Gym in Galar, lay back in her inner tube, sipping an iced tea. There hadn’t been many challengers at her gym lately, and she was taking a moment to relax in her pool, dressed in her usual two-piece swimsuit, her Pokémon lounging around her. She closed her eyes and sighed in contentment. “This is the life,” she said to herself. “I enjoy a good battle as much as the next fellow, but the peace and calm are where it’s really at. I think-” “Oi, you! Yes, you!”

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Day 20: Deliberate Wetting as Part of a Plan (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Looking back, Jolyne Kujo couldn’t remember a time when her life could be called “normal.” But lately, it seemed like it had been one bizarre event after another. Breaking out of prison, gaining unnatural abilities, trying to stop a priest from resetting the world… it sounded even crazier in her head. And now here she was at a fast-food restaurant, helping a sentient colony of plankton place a drink order.   “The number nine comes with a small drink, correct?” asked the plankton in que

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Day 19: Desperate and Needing Assistance (KonoSuba)

“Explosions, explosions, la la la! Explosions, explosions, la la la!” The happy song echoed through the forest as Kazuma and Megumin headed into the clearing. It was time for Megumin’s daily Explosion training. Kazuma took a seat on a stump as the Crimson Demon readied her signature spell. “Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,” she chanted, energy flowing through her staff. “I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force; a destructive force without equal! Return all

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Day 18: Peeing in a Container (Gorillaz)

LIVE 2-NITE @ 7 PM! GORILLAZ!  W/ 2D MURDOC RUSSEL & NOODLE!   Noodle looked over the flyer again and sighed. She had been with the band since the start, ever since she was eight  years old, and she had been through some tough times. She’d been attacked by zombies, hunted by the government, and replaced with a cyborg (long story). But she’d take all that in a heartbeat over the Los Angeles traffic she was currently stuck in.   “Excuse me!” called 2D, the band’s sensitive

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Day 17: Relieving Themselves in a Potted Plant (Catwoman)

The nights in Gotham City were long and dark, no matter the time of year. That suited Selina Kyle, better known as Catwoman, just fine. The cover of darkness allowed her to pull off some of her greatest heists.  And if I’m lucky, she thought, tonight’s will be one of them.   Selina was currently perched on the seventh-story windowsill of an old apartment building. The building itself was run down and in dire need of repair, but it was what was on the inside that mattered. Nobody w

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Day 16: Shy Bladder (Wakfu)

Amalia Sheran Sharm, princess of the Sadidas, was not the most fond of her royal duties. All in all, she would have to say she greatly preferred her current life of adventure. Still, this lifestyle was not without its annoyances. She could do without the leering stares of her travelling companion Sadlygrove, for instance. Also, the boundless enthusiasm of little Yugo, another party member, could go from endearing to annoying very easily. And as much as she liked sleeping out under the stars, not

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Day 15: Wetting on a Dare (KonoSuba)

The four adventurers sat around a campfire, chatting merrily. They had completed a quest to find a rare amulet, and had stopped for the night on their way back to the guild hall. Spirits were high and drinks were flowing freely. As the girls around him continued their conversation, Kazuma Satou stared into the crackling flames. An old memory began to stir, from way back before he had been reincarnated into this fantasy world, even before he had shut himself in his room.   “You know,” s

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Day 14: Unexpected Diuretic Effect (VA-11 HALL-A)

The worst places tended to draw out the most interesting people. Nowhere was that more true than in Glitch City. The cybernetic dystopia was filled with all sorts of unsavory characters, and all tended to be drawn to the seedy dive bar in the VA-11 building’s Hall-A, commonly known as Vallhalla.   Jill wiped down another glass and sighed. Business had been slow tonight, and tips were light. She distracted herself from her worries momentarily by humming along to the jukebox in the back

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Day 13: At the Beach (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Azula, princess of the Fire Nation, was a girl of many talents. Her Firebending was remarkable, second only to her father, Firelord Ozai. She was a genius at strategy, often putting her generals to shame. And she could lie well enough to fool the sharpest people. Right now, however, she was focusing her talents on winning a game of beach kuai ball.   “C’mon, Azula!” Ty Lee cheered from beside her. “You got this!” “Obviously,” said Azula with a sneer. So far, her vacation on Ember

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Day 12: Trapped and Desperate (Batgirl)

Perched atop one of Gotham City’s numerous gargoyles, Stephanie Brown, aka Batgirl, went over her gear one more time. Grappling hook: check. Night-vision goggles: check. Batarangs: check. Smoke bombs- “Heads up, Batgirl,” came the voice in her ear. “Looks like your target’s on the move.” “Thanks, Oracle,” said Stephanie. Barbara Gordon, the original Batgirl, had been in a wheelchair for years. She now worked as Oracle, providing intel and support with her vast array of computer sy

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Day 11: Locked Out of the Bathroom (Dirty Pair)

Their official codename was “Lovely Angels,” but everybody called them  “the Dirty Pair.” Kei and Yuri were agents of the World Welfare Works Association, an agency that solved various dangerous problems - for a price. The duo earned their unenviable nickname due to their tendency towards collateral damage, but they meant well. Usually, at least. Currently, they were undercover at an all-girls academy, investigating a haunting. Yuri fit right into the role of dutiful student. Kei, on the other h

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Day 10: Urgent, But Bathroom is Not Up to Par (Metroid)

The door opened with a soft hiss. Samus Aran, the legendary intergalactic bounty hunter, strode inside. It had been hours since she had landed on Zebes, and she was leaving no stone on the wretched planet unturned in her hunt for the Space Pirates. She had explored the subterranean caverns, blasted Kraid into oblivion, and melted Crocomire. Now, it was time for her to investigate the mysterious wrecked ship.   Keeping her Arm Cannon held out in front of her, Samus cautiously made her w

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Day 9: At School (My Hero Academia)

Momo Yaoyorozu squirmed in her seat. Her homeroom teacher, Shota Aizawa, had the look on his face he only got when he was disappointed in his students. She hated that look. Even when he had no issue with her in particular, a poor performance by her classmates reflected poorly on her as class vice president. “So,” said Aizawa, his tone neutral. He let the word hang in the air before continuing. “You all know finals are next week, right? I mean, you haven’t all misplaced your calendars, right

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Day 8: Desperate While in Costume (My Hero Academia)

Ochaco Uraraka sipped her tea and looked down at the harbor. Boats heavy with cargo were heading in and out, their contents being unloaded by burly dock workers. Children ran along the pier, disturbing fishermen who were angling for a bite. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” Ochaco turned her head towards the speaker: Gunhead, the Pro Hero she was interning under. His name was appropriate (if not especially creative): four muzzle-like holes adorned his mask, the bracers on his wrists resembled silver r

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Day 7: Need to Go While on a Walk (Breath of the Wild)

It was the simple things in life that one missed the most, Princess Zelda reflected. Now that she and Link had banished the great evil known as Calamity Ganon, there was time to indulge in those things. Things like a pleasant walk in Finra Woods, for example.   Zelda smiled as the sun warmed her back and leaves crunched under her feet. “Isn’t this lovely?” she said. Beside her, Link simply nodded in agreement. He was a man of few words, but Zelda could tell by his expression that

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